Duckman: "Bulltish!"
-Gland of Opportunity
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"Once again I've confused Dod's psyche with a toasted breakfast food, although the image of fighting off a bloodthirsty waffle will forever remain a favorite in the playground of my mind."
- Ajax, Clear and Presidente Danger
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"Duckman, a detective lives by his code, and under that code, the case survives the client. Also under than code, detectives get twenty percent off at Red Lobster, but don't even think about that now."
- Cornfed, Days of Whining and Neuroses
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Cornfed: Duckman, daddy-o, you have ears but cannot hear. ..actually, you don't have ears.
Duckman: He's coming back on.
Cornfed: Wait, this is really creepy. How do you hear? What holds your glasses on?
Duckman: Never mind about the ears!
Cornfed: Really, I've never seen that before. Hey guys, you ever see anyone without ears before?
- Research and Destroy