| Swift Lady Kaoss |
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| I believe that everyone is entitled to my opinion. All men are created unequal. Paranoia doesn't mean the whole world really isn't out to get you. Confidence: a feeling peculiar to the stage just before full comprehension of the problem. One man's theology is another man's belly laugh. Let a fool hold his tongue and he will pass for a sage. All that glitters has a high refractive index. The meek will inherit the earth; the rest of us will go to the stars.jo Wonders never cease, as long as you never cease to wonder. Little girls, like butterflies, need no excuse. We come in peace... shoot to kill... The early worm gets the bird. Men still remember the first kiss after women have forgotten the last. If you hit a man over the head with a fish, he'll have a headache for a day. But if you teach a man to hit himself over the head with a fish, he'll have headaches for the rest of his life. Fidelity: A virtue peculiar to those who are about to be betrayed. He who laughs, lasts. A truly wise man never plays leapfrog with a Unicorn. Money is truthful. When a man speaks of honor, make him pay cash. It's later than you think. Well, it looks like blind, screaming hedonism won out. You're not really drunk if you can lie on the floor without hanging on. Drive defensively; buy a tank. Promptness is its own reward, if one lives by the clock instead of the sword. Be wary of strong drink. It can make you shoot at tax collectors -- and miss. Support bacteria. They're the only culture some people have. Better to have thirty minutes of wonderful than a lifetime of nothing special. I'm looking for a cynical girl Drive carefully. 90% of the people in the world are caused by accidents. Money can't buy happiness, but poverty can't buy ANYTHING. Virginity can be cured. Truly, the road to enlightenment is like unto half a mile of broken glass. If I was a woman I'd stay at home all day and play with my breasts. You can't lick the system, but you can certainly give it a damn good fondling... "What did Medieval people do before television?" "Had tea, I suppose." As long as the music's loud enough, we won't hear the world falling apart. "Beware of gods who cannot laugh." "If you believe in Hell, you're probably already there. " "Magic is the technology of gods." |