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Riddles + Jokes |
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Random Questions => FUNNY!!!! |
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1.) 7 letters
Greater than God
More evil than the Devil
Poor people have it
Wealthy people need it
If you eat it, you will die
What am I? |
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2.) (A-X) * (B-X) * (C-X) ......... (Y-X) * (Z-X) = ? (hint : its possible.) |
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Joke:
Caller: Hello, I am looking for a Ms. Nidiot. Her first name is Ima.
Host: Hold on. (to partygoers) Excuse me, do any of you know Ima Nidiot?
Caller: Hello, I am looking for a Mr. Yuppyernose. He goes by his initials I.C.
Host: Just a sec. (to partygoers) Excuse me, do any of you know I.C. Yuppyernose.
Caller: Hello, I am looking for a Yula Bea. Her last name is Leavinson.
Host: Ok, just wait. (to partygoers) Excuse me, but do you know Yula Bea Leavinson.
Partygoers: Ok, bye. |
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Why is the DODO bird extinct?
It was a dodo (and in this case, dodo means 'dumb')! |
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3.) One day, a really, really, really stupid kid had to do make-up work for his teacher because he failed so much. What he had to do was simple - spell a paragraph correctly. He failed that. Then, spell a sentence correctly. He failed that! Now his teacher was steaming. She said spell one word from the sentence, 'coffee'. He failed. Then the teacher said, "Get one letter right, you'll ace this test." He failed, but this time the question is HOW? (hint - there are 2 possibilities.) |
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4. There once was a king. He wanted to distribute his 17 elephants amongst his 3 sons. The oldest was to get 1/2, the middle 1/3, and the youngest, 1/9. The Vizier figured it out (without killing any elephants). How do you think he figured it out? |
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Some More Jokes |
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One day, at a party, a girl went up to her father and said, "Dad, why did you name me Daisy?" He answers, "Because when you were born, we dropped a daisy on your head." Then another girl came up to the same father and said, "Father, why did you name me Clover?" He says, "Because when you were born, we droppped a clover on your head. A few minutes later, the father saw his other daughter and said, "Cinderblock, stop that!" |
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