Sparky McSpark's
Owen's
Gatecrash (girls we don't know)
BEX's
IZZY's TBC
Barty 2002 TBC
No Johnsons Allowed
14th Aug
15th Aug
16th Aug
17th Aug
18th Aug
19th Aug
20th Aug
Started humbly, with various people arriving at separate times. The initial attention of the party focussed on the non-invited arrival of Paul, Chris Nairn, and Co. After they were forced to leave, the attention soon moved to the official T-shirts, that were created by Mike in a sweatshop. He worked long and hard all night to create many for others to wear throughout the feastival. After a wild "humping" Mexican wave, and a few drunk people, a few of us ran around Redhill town center at around 1 in the morning, disturbing the peace as little as possible, even hiding from any cars that passed us, and pissing all over a bush. A quick visit to St Bedes, (the evil rival school) in which Johnson ran in, got scared and ran out again, ended this magical adventure in Redhill town center in the dead of night. After returning to the party, we decided to leave to get our results for the academic year about 8 hours early, in the middle of the night. Later stopped and questioned by the police, Sparky put up a brave fight, but we eventually moved on to Reigate, stopping at each bench, hoping to create more friends from within the cozzer force, while also annoying off Sparky. We hung for hours, annoyed off shop owners by charging into their shops when they opened up, and getting our results, with most having smiley faces. Special mention must go to the inflatable "children's tent" within which we charged around in all morning, running into walls and each other etc.
Starting mildly, we arrived to a party with a few people there. Most just drinking and chillin', and soon Owen set the BBQ up. Unfortunately no one had defrosted the chicken before it went on, so it became one huge lump of chicken that took ages to cut up. Most people flooded in late, and at about 11 o'clock, the mystery of "roomgate" came about, whereby someone had gone into Owen's room and thrown his stuff everywhere. As some people went to get food, and others went to the bottom of the garden, the party continued to grow in size, until eventually some people left to go to the local sports centre. Soon, everyone left, leaving Owen and Beth a nice mess to clean up the following morning...the sign of a good party!
Being a party mainly in a field, it has become famous. Everyone in Horley has been talking about it, some calling it the biggest party in Horley for 10 years! There were lots of drunks, a few arguments, people getting kicked in ditches, and 10 DJ's! One of the best moments of the party included Mike licking sumthing not too healthy..nice for him, eh?
Bex held a party for her birthday. Started alright, but as Mark, Johnson and Mike drunk just slightly too much, they ended up locking themselves in the toilet for 10 minutes. A few bangs were heard, and as they opened the door to everyone, it seemed they had been humping the painted picture of Arial, the mermaid, that was on the back of the door. As Johnson went outside, the other two ran upstairs and wrecked evrything. They stole beer, threw things on the floor, and as a result, managed to get kicked out. As they left, random girls started getting off with each other, and the guys that left walked all the way home, which took hours! The party continued for for a while, with many a person kissing another... Johnson made a fool of himself, and Charlie got the prize for being the most drunk, she couldn't stand up....
As Izzy was unable to host her party, it was a quiet night. Johnson had a small barty at home, and others ran around the streets of Horley, collecting one beer from each person they knew...the cheap fools.
Strangley, Izzy had hers a day later than planned. Many a people turned up, they had a barbeque, they got pissed etc, etc. Some people kicked over the barbeque, and pissed off others in the process....even though they won't admit to it. The "blue" t-shirts must get a mention, for they were new, and went on to be paraded all over reading festival, much to the amusement of random people, like Jay, the man with the bee coloured hair (crazy drunk fool)
Started late, as most people were too lazy to get there on time, but became one of legends. Even though it was "no Johnsons allowed," Luke let him in, but made him stay in the corridor all night, (even though he didn't) but everyone joined him and hung there all night...which showed that Luke's plan failed miserably. Mike got properly wasted once again, and among other things, Mike crushed his nuts when he tried to slide/climb the bannister. The "lemonade" alcoholic drink made things even more fun, and eventually went with Mike into the bedroom.