This weeks episode is a real weepie wan...so get yer hankies oot noo! We huvnae used any music eether as it didnae seem right!

Ootside No. 7 Paddy wis workin oan anuther car when he noticed Deirdrie walkin doon the street.

Paddy...."Hullo hen.....ye aff hame? Thats a load o messages ye huv there"

Deirdrie...."Aye Paddy....just been tae get awe ma stuff fae anuther party a wis at the other night"

Paddy..."No anuther wan o them underwear thingies...thats the third wan this week"

Deirdrie..."Aye but its a great laugh.....here a huv tae tell ye, Granny asked me tae get her somethins fae the last wan....kin ye imagine it??"

Paddy...."Well shes no ower the hill yet.....good fur her!"

Deirdrie gets tae her door tae find Aaron stawnin greetin

Deirdrie....."whits wrang wi yer face?"

Aaron...."Am no well maw....been sick"

Deirdrie..."Huv ye been at they sweets again? A telt ye tae leave them alane.....yer eyes ur bigger than yer belly!" "Get inside noo!"

Inside Filthys

Shuggie..."Maggie.....wull ye watch the bar the night hen? Am feelin a bit tired the day"

Maggie...."Aye nay bother Shug.....get yersel aff tae yer bed.....a wis only goany watch that daft soap but it disnae matter"

Shuggie..."Aye yer a wee gem so ye ur hen.....am a lucky man annat"

Later that night when awe is quiet theres the sound of sirens....everywan rushes oot tae see wits goin oan an sees an ambulance ootside Granny's hoose!

Julie...."What on earth is going on? I hope Granny is ok"

Jimmy...."A hope so tae...a wis just talkin tae her yesterday tae"

Steven......"Shes probably just hid her dinner doon the pub an taken sick....widnae eat there if ye paid me"

Paddy..."Shhhhh son....ye didnae know who might hear ye!"

Suddenly Granny appears at the door wailin an greetin as they kerry a stretcher oot wi a body moanin an groanin oan it!

Deirdrie..."Wits goin oan Granny? Ur ye awe right?"

Granny...."Awe hen, its awful.....A wis showin Rab ma new stuff ye goat me at that party....an we wus sort o laughin an huvin a kerry oan....when he went a funny colour.....it wis just too much fur him a suppose.......a think a killed him!!"

Rab wis kerried away....last words heard fae him were "nae mare, nae mare!!"