Jimmy Bancroft wis walkin doon the street....very slowly as he wisnae in a hurry tae get hame. Then as he wis passin No. 11 Granny Adams poked her heid oot.

Granny...."Hullo there Jimmy...huvnae seen ye fur a while" (well no since this soap started !) Wit ye bein dain wi yersel?"

Jimmy..."Av just been workin annat.....Julie wants a new 3 piece suite noo...she wants a hoose like her pal...awe fancy stuff tae."

Granny..."Aye son, they urnny cheap....cost me a fortune just tae get they wee anti macasters oan mine....an ye know wit size they ur" "Dae ye know wits goin oan wi yer neighbours?" "A saw Maggie leave last night wi a case"

Jimmy...."Nay idea.....strange bunch that lot....best keep oot o it"

Granny..."Aye a wull son....ye know me, never been wan tae stick ma nose in tae anywans business"

Wi that Jimmy walks away as he wants tae laugh an he's gettin bored wi Granny....well we canny blame him...she bores us tae!! (background music o Sydney Devine playin here....well we thought it fitted this bit.....think aboot it!!)

Inside No. 9

Deirdrie....."AARON"

Nay answer

Deirdrie...."AARON"

Still nay answer

Deirdrie..."AARON, huv ye changed yer bliddy name?"

Aaron...."Naw Maw"

Deirdrie..."Wull bliddy answer tae it wid ye" Noo take the dug oot fur a walk....Av goat tae get ready fur ma night oot"

Aaron..."Yer no goin tae another wan o they underwear parties ur ye Maw?"

Deirdrie..."Av telt ye afore, its an Anne Summers party.....just a lot o ma pals huvin a laugh....no just get oot there an mind no an annoy the neighbours"

Wi that Aaron leaves......while hes walkin doon the street he notices Jason staunin wi a wee lassie aboot his ain age

Aaron..."yuk...they'r snoggin!!" "A hope they wash their mooths oot efter!"

Inside Filthy's

Shuggie..."So ye didnae intend tae go back hame?"

Maggie..."Naw Shuggie....a want tae stay here wi you.....A still want tae clean the lavvys though......well a am an independant wumman"

Shuggie..."Aye thats awe right....but ye huv tae take mare rest.....only clean them 3 times a week...the folk roon here wulnae notice"

Theres a knock at the door.....

Shuggie..."Ehhh hullo Tam...wisnae expectin tae see you"

Tam...."A bet ye didnae.....is Maggie here?"

Maggie..."Aye, am here Tam...a hope ye urnny goany cause any boather?"

Tam...."Wit kind o man tae ye take me fur? A didnae want any boather...A just want tae know were ye keep the stuff ye wash the dishes wi....we've run oot o dishes"

Shuggie..."Ye should come doon here fur yer tea...wu huv some great pub grub oan"

"Theres mince an tatties, scotch pies wi beans oar ye kin huv some o oor fish an chips"

Tam..."Aye a think a wull dae that....thanks pal....see ye later then"

Well wud did ye expect...a wee fight there? This is a friendly wee street....an we want tae keep it that way!

Inside No. 5

Julie....."What is wrong with you these days Tiffany?"

Tiffany....I am fine Mum.....(well so she says but wi an accent like that we didnae agree!)

Julie..."Ever since you got back from that party you have seemed a bit upset"

Tiffany..."I am going for a walk, see you later" (sad, pathetic, the lassie will grow oot o it eventually background music playin)

As Tiffany is walkin doon the street she bumps intae Big Rab.....we're no sure how he goat there..(well we ur really...he is goanny get us if we didnae keep findin him parts oan this soap!!)

Big Rab..."Hullo therr hen....huv ye seen ma bird Steph aboot?"

Tiffany..."No I haven't, don't even know who she is!"

Big Rab..."A wis only askin! Nay need tae get snotty wi me!"

Granny Adams..."Hullo therr....kin a help ye?"

Big Rab...(tae himsel) "well shes no bad fur a wee auld wumman!"

(Then tae Granny) "Hullo therr tae you! Wits a nice wumman like you dain in a place like this?" (His patters like watter!!)

Granny...."Och away wi ye son....am auld enough tae be yer Mammy!"

Big Rab.."Naw yer no...ye canny be a day ower 40 (see wit we mean aboot him!) "Kin a buy ye a drink?"

Granny..."A didnae mind if ye dae son....as long as ye didnae gie me mare than 2 wee sherries...a canny haud it"

Wi that they walk af the gether tae Filthy's.....(the tune o Toy Boy plays in the background)

We wud like tae make a special thank ye tae oor wee pal Sazz fur awe her help wi some o the things in this weeks episode...we call her oor wee advisor.....gaun yersel hen!!