This weeks episode is a special wan...we huv a guest appearance by nane other than Big Rab!! Noo ladies...just calm doon...theres plenty o him tae go aboot!

We start this week wi a knock oan the door o No. 7, Steven goes tae answer it an finds Steph oan the step......she hus a big good lookin man wi her.

Steve...."Hullotherr Steph....glad ye could come an see me"

Steph....."Nay bother son...kin a introduce ye tae ma boyfriend? This is Big Rab"

Rab...."Hullo there son.....nice o ye tae invite us ower"

Steve.....(tae himsel) "A didnae expect this!!"

Steph....so wit did ye want tae see me aboot Steve?"

Steve...."ehhhhh a just wanted tae say hullo"

Rab..."Well if ye didnae mind son we huv tae go....am takin Steph oot tae dinner an we huv reservations" (probably be tae Burger King...this man hus class!)

Steph...."Cheerio Steve...we wull be back fur longer next time"

Awe right....ye awe expected a wee affair tae start there but we hud tae find a part fur Big Rab oar he wis goanny get us!

Then doon tae No. 3

Kylie....."So how did the party go last night Jason?"

Jason....."It wis awe right....but kin ye keep yer voice doon....a huv a sair heid!"

Kylie...."Well tell us.....wit did you an posh Tiff get up tae?"

Jason..."We didnae get up tae anythin! A goat aff wi a wee lassie fae Buckie Road if ye must know"

Kylie....."Is she glaikit? She must be desperate!"

Afore Jason kin answer her Maggie appears at the bottom o the stairs.....

Maggie..."wheres yer faither?"

Jason..."He wis here a minute ago Maw...probably in the loo"

Tam..."Here a am hen...wits goan oan?" (as he sees the suitcase sittin oan the flair)

Maggie..."Am leavin ye Tam.....theres somewan else!"

Tam......"Well ye kin go if ye like but yer no gettin ma telly oar ma LP's!"

Kylie..."Dis this mean we get tae huv two hooses tae visit noo? An dae we get two sets o presents at Christmas?"

Jason...."Whos goanny wash ma durty claithes noo?"

Maggie..."Well a kin see ye ur awe upset aboot this so a better go afore a upset ye anymare"

Wi that Maggie walks oot o No. 5 an disnae turn roon....well no fur a minute then she does as she forgoat her case! Then she walks doon the road tae the pub an goes inside!

Thats it fur this week! Wance again we huvnae pit music oan but we still huv that sore heid.....we huv goat the paracetamols oot though so normal service should resume soon.