Inside Number 5

Tiffany...."Mum, I'm away to Pamela's house now....will be back late"

Julie..."All right Darling, be good"

Tiffany (under her breath).."not if I can help it!"

She walks next door and knocks on The McSween's door

Maggie..."oh hullotherr Tiff! You look nice the night"

Tiffany..."Thank you Mrs McSween (noo this lassie is posh!) is Jason ready"

Kylie..."Hullo Tiff....wit dae ye want tae go oot wi that glaikit brother o mine fer....ye should go yersel an get a decent lumber"

Jason..."Come oan Tiff, just ignore her.....lets get goin"

They leave the gether......no sure if they wull come back that way though!

Meanwhile, inside No. 7

Steven..."Da...day ye huv the phone number o that wee cracker that wis here the other day?"

Paddy..."Wash yer mooth oot! That wee cracker happens tae be yer Auntie...huv some respect son"

Steven..."oh aye right Da - I forgoat fer a minute there...A just wanted tae phone her up an say hello Auntie"

Paddy..."Thats awe right then....here it is"

Steven rushes tae the phone but we urny eavesdroppers so we urny goany listen!

Doon the street comes another polis...this time a polis wumman.....shes goat a big hairy dug wi her an she goes tae No. 9

Polis...."I believe this dug belangs tae you"

Aaron...."Tyson!!....ya wee beauty!!"

Deirdrie.."were did ye find him?"

Polis..."lets just say that hes hame noo an ask nay questions hen" (we apologise to any Chinese people who took offence at last weeks episode...but it wis a JOKE!!!)

Wi that the polis leaves an as Deirdrie is showin her the door (you wud a thought she wud huv noticed it when she came in but shes obviously thick tae!) when Deirdrie again sees a figure comin oot o No. 3....its Maggie an she makes her way tae the pub again!

Deirdrie..."There she goes again.....that wumman definately hus a problem"

Inside Filthy's

Shuggie...."Hullo hen...ye awe right?"

Maggie..."Naw Shuggie.....a didnae feel too good, a need tae talk tae ye"

Shuggie..."Kin it no wait hen? A huv a darts match the night an we just need tae win wan mare game an then we've won wan game"

Maggie..."A wish it could wait Shuggie but it canny.....well no fer 9 months anyway!"

Shuggie...."The darts match isnae goanny last 9 months! A know am slow at throwin they darts but no that slow!"

Maggie...(under her breath) "thats no awe yer slow at!" Shuggie, am goanny have a wean!!"

Shuggie....Well he dusnae said anything...he's lying oan the flair wi his mooth open!

Thats it fer this week.....you might huv noticed we didnae huv any music playin this week...thats because we goat fed up wi awe that sceechin goin oan.....so we decided no tae play any...we huv a heidache tae!