Granny Adams wis sittin at her winday watchin everywan ootside....)well there wis nothin oan the telly,) when a fitbaw hit aff the winday.

Granny...."how many times huv a telt ye no tae kick that baw ower here!"

Aaron....."Am no dain any harm ma maw says, she says yer an auld busybody anyway"

Granny....."Any mair o yer lip and ah'll skelp yer hin end....no git oot o here"

With those partin words Aaron turned tae go when he bumped intae Steven Smith. Steven wis Aaron's hero an he wanted tae grow up tae be gallas just like him.

Steven...."Hullo there son....Am just oan ma way hame....been doon the club an we goat locked in...wit a night its been"

Aaron...."Aw right Steven...see ye later." (nay music playin cus we didnae think this bit derserves any)

Inside the Smith household Paddy is still sittin where we saw him last.....(no we didnae mean oan the lavvy!)

Steven......."Hullo....am hame!" but he stops talkin when he sees a big blonde sittin aside his faither...."wits goin oan here" he thinks.

Paddy..."Steven, a want ye tae meet yer Auntie Steph."

Steph....."Hullo Steven, never hud a nephew afore...ma maw didnae want anymare kids"

Steven...."In the name o the wee man!! A wee stoater like that an she turns oot tae be ma aunt!"

Meanwhile doon the road at Number 3, Maggie is huvin a blether wi her best pal Betty.

Betty...."Maggie a didnae want tae be the wan tae tell ye hen but as yer ma pal a feel its ma duty....Tam's huvin an affair" (Noo comes the oh ma goad this is exciting stuff again music)

Maggie....."Oh am a glad ye telt me....hes started wearin awe this fancy gear an even went tae get a hair cut last week...A wis worried fur a while there that he fancied me again an wanted somethin. This is the best news a could hiv!"

Betty...."oh thats awe right then, ye kin huv a break fae awe that nonsense....its mare than its cracked up tae be so it is"

Maggie..."oh a didnae want a break....a just wanted a break fae Tam....am huvin an affair masel!" (background music o this is mare like it stuff!)

Betty...."who wi?"

Maggie...."ye wullnae be surprised when a tell ye as awe the women like him, its........Shuggie!!" (Dae ye expect us tae wait a whole week tae find oot wit happens again background music playin)

Roll the credits!!