Ootside No. 7

Brendan....."Hullo Rab an Tinman....wit ye daein?"

Rab...."Hullo Bren....me an Tinman ur movin in here......we spent so much time oan this street we decided tae just stay here!"

Tinman....."Aye an we get close tae a great wee pub....noo they just need tae open a curry hoose across the road"

Brendan....."Well wit a coincidence.....ahm movin in tae.....goannae be stayin wi ma Granny fur a wee while"

Rab..."Brilliant! Lets huv a wee hoosewarmin pairty....drive that auld snobby wumman next door mad!"

Tinman...."Aye ah think we should huv it this weekend......ahm no cleanin windaes then!"

Brendan...."ok let me know ahn ah'll be there"

Brendan walks ower tae his Grannys an moves in!

(We thought it wid be easier if they awe lived oan the street.....we wur gettin confused wi who wis where!)

Ootside No. 11 a strange man approaches Granny who is stawndin at her front door.

Granny...."Hullo....wit kin a dae fur ye?"

Sandy....."Hullotherr! Ahm the new owner oh Filthys.....names Alexander....but ye kin call me Sandy"

Granny...."Well yer a fine figure oh a man awe right....better stay away fae that Deirdrie wan.....she needs watchin that wan"

Sandy....."Well ah kin take care oh masel hen.....ah wisnae Scottish wrestling champ fur nuthin"

Granny...."Aye thats wit wurries me son......Deirdrie likes a bit oh wrestling hersel!"

Sandy......"Well ah better get haime an get ready....we re-open the morra......lots tae dae"

Granny...."Nice meetin ye son......yer goannae love this street!"

Inside No. 3

Kylie...."Ahm affy glad yer haime Mammy....ah missed ye"

Maggie..."Ahm glad tae be haime tae hen......ah made a mistake wi Shuggie"

Jason..."Aye a big wan.....Kurt looks just like him!"

Tam...."We wull hear nae maire oh that Jason.....that man wull never be mentioned in this hoose"

Maggie..."Well ah wulnae mention him Tam.....he left this mornin so ye wull never see him again....ah hear the new owners moved intae the pub"

Tam...."Ye should go see him hen....see if ye kin get yer auld cleanin job back"

Maggie..."Thats a guid idea Tam.....ah'll go the morra wance he settles in"

Inside No. 5

Julie...."Did you see that Jimmy??? Those two scruffs have just moved in next door! I want to move!!"

Tam....."Well ye cannae move so just accept it hen......this is awe we kin afford"

Julie....."All thanks to you and your light fingers! And I could have married John McNeil or Malcolm Ferris....but no....I never listened to my mother!"

(This wumman is lucky we let her stay!!)

Jimmy...."Oh shut yer gob wumman!!"

Julie....."Who was that?"

Jimmy...."Who wis wit?"

Julie....."That hunk who just went into the pub next door.......he doesn't look the type to frequent a place like that"

Jimmy...."Oh that wull be the new owner oh Filthys.......names Sandy ah heard......huvnae spoken tae him yet but folk say he's ok."