We apologise fur the delay in gettin this weeks episode of Vindaloo Street tae ye.....but that wis some Hogmanay pairty we hud...pass the paracetamols!!

This is a special episode.......some oh the regulars that bored us (an everywan else) ur gettin the boot! The real reason they ur goin is theres so many oh them noo....an we cannae be bothered keepin up wi them awe!! So this week wull be aboot the wans that ur leavin....get yer hankies oot noo!!

Inside No. 7

Steve...."Wit dae ye mean yer leaving Da? Ah thought ye liked it here?"

Paddy..."Aye ah did son....but ah huv the chance oh a job somewhere else...an lets face it...theres nuthin fur me here.....so ahm goannae go"

Steve...."Well that means me an Steph ur oot oh this soap tae...thanks a lot!"

Paddy...."Nae bother son...ye wur borin anyway an naebody liked ye"

Inside Filthy's

Maggie....."Ahm sick an tired oh this Shuggie......ah clean, cook an wash yer durty stuff......an ye never lift a finger tae help me....ah huv Kurt tae look efter tae!"

Shuggie...."Well excuse me yer magesty.....ah didnae know ye wanted a servant"

(Telt ye this man wis thick!)

Maggie..."Right thats it!! Ahm leavin!! Ye kin find yersel anuther mug!"

Shuggie....."Suits me fine!! Ah wanted tae sell this place anyway.....ah huv somewan comin tae see it the morra.....then ahm oot oh this dump!"

Maggie........"An where ur me an the wean supposed tae live? "

Shuggie...."Tam keeps askin ye back.....away an see him"

(Nae wunder we're gettin shot oh this man!!)

At the door oh No. 3

Tam..."Wit ye daein here Maggie hen?"

Maggie..."Kin ah come in Tam? Auld Granny Adams is watching us"

Tam.....aye ok...noo wits up?"

Maggie...."ah want tae come haime Tam......me an Shuggie didnae wurk oot"

Tam....."ah need tae think aboot it Maggie......gie me time"

2 minutes later

Tam...."aye ok....away an get yer stuff"

So Maggie moves back in wi Tam an the weans......we hud tae dae it this way cos we didnae want Maggie tae leave!!

Thats awe fur this week.......watch next week when we wull try an make some sense oh awe this!!