Inside No. 3

Tam…"Aw Kylie hen….ye got me a pair oh socks…..just wit ah wanted hen"

Kylie…"Thanks fur the CD's Da….but ahm no really intae Andy Williams"

Tam…"That’s awe right hen…..ah um!"

Jason…."Well ah suppose ah better cook the dinner….ahm the only wan in this hoose that knows maire than openin a packet"

Kylie…."Well cookins borin…..ah cannae see the point oh it"

Tam…."Yer muther loved tae cook….she did it every day an never complained"

Jason…"Aye she did….ye just never heard her…ye wur too busy stuffin yer face"

(This hoose is depressin so we're leavin….we kin dae that if we want tae!)

Inside No. 5

Julie…."Oh Jimmy……this gold and diamond necklace is beautiful…did you steal it?"

Jimmy…."That’s no nice…when ur ye goannae trust me again?"

Julie…."Never…..but I'll keep my present anyway"

Tiffany….."What are we having for dinner? I love Christmas dinner!"

Julie…."We are having our usual traditional dinner darling……roast turkey with all the trimmings….pass me those little napkins dear, I do hope you remembered to bring the silverware and china glasses out Jimmy"

Jimmy….."Aye ah did…but wits awe the fuss….its just food…..oor auld plates wid dae just as well"

Julie….(mumbling tae hersel…no like her we know, she usually just comes oot an says it) "No decorum at all that man"

Inside No. 7

Paddy……"Merry Christmas tae ye baith……furst wan the gether eh"

Steve….."Aye Da……we ur goannae huv loads maire"

Paddy…."Well sit doon an ah'll get us a wee drink while dinners cookin"

Steph…"Ye sure ah cannae help ye wi dinner?"

Paddy…"Naw its awe right hen…..ye must be tired..just merried an awe that….ah mind wit its like"

(We huv nae idea wit hes goin oan aboot…..maybe we ur getting auld!)

Inside No. 9

Deidrie…."AARON…..shut up"

Aaron…"Ah wis just playin wi ma cars mammy……wisnae makin a noise"

Deidrie…."Ah widnae mind ye runnin them alang the flair son…but dae ye need tae throw them at Tyson….ye know he disnae like that"

Claire an Louise…."waaaaaaaaaaaa" (they still huvnae learned tae talk yet!)

Tyson…."WOOF" (well it is Christmas…we decided tae gie everywan oan the soap a part this week)

Ootside No. 11

Granny……."Brendan…..come oan in son!"

Brendan…."Hullo Granny…..Merry Christmas….ah brought ye a present"

Granny…."Och yer a guid grandson tae me son…..no many bother nooadays"

Brendan…."Ah only dae wit any nice, kind, thoughtful, perfect grandson wid dae Granny"

(Aye we know that wis a bit ower the top but Brendan asked us tae make him a nice, kind tae auld wummen sort oh person so we did!)

Granny…."Well come oan inside afore ye get cauld….ah huv some maire visitors….meet Tinman an Carol his new girlfriend"

Brendan….."Hullo Tinman..nice bucket ye huv there…an ye must be a nurse Carol"

Carol…."Aye ah suppose ah should huv worn somethin else but Tinman likes me in this" (That enough Tinman??)

Brendan…"Well ahm so glad that ma Grannys got pals like ye…ah wurry aboot her bein here oan her ain…ah come as often as ah kin tae check oan her an run her messidges an stuff….the kind oh things only a nice, kind thoughtful, perfect grandson wid dae"….(Aye we know we're at it again but Bren's oor pal so we wanted tae get it right fur him!)

Inside Filthy's

Shuggie…."Maggie…is Kurt no sleepin yet? Dinners oot an Rab just turned up"

Maggie…"Be right doon Shuggie…..hullo Rab"

Rab…."Well this is a great wee dinner Shuggie…thanks fur invitin me….ah wisnae sure if ah wis welcome in this street anymaire efter that carry oan wi Deirdrie an Granny….ah wis just tryin tae be friendly"

Shuggie…"Aye well never mind them Rab…..wummen ur funny…noo us men just like a wee drink, a game oh darts an we're happy"

Rab..(under his breath) "eh?"

Maggie…"Ok ahm back…..noo lets eat…..ah made yer favourite stuffin Shuggie"

We wur goannae huv Rab say somethin here but if ye knew Rab ye wid know why we decided no tae bother!!

Back inside No. 11 again

Granny…."Cheerio Brendan son….see ye soon…an thanks fur ma present again"

Brendan…."Ahm just glad ye liked it Granny……Ah'll be back the morra tae check oan ye"

We wull end here afore this turns intae the Brendan show…….aye we know he is a nice, kind, thoughtful, perfect person…an wan oh oor best pals….but even we ur getting bored wi awe this perfectness….<g>