This weeks episode is special....it disnae huv Big Rab in it at awe!!

Ootside No. 5 Tiffany is stawnin at her door when Jason walks past

 Tiffany..."Hello Jason, how are you?"

Jason...."Am no bad hen....goin tae see ma wee burd so a am"

Tiffany..."You mean your still seeing that awful...eh I mean Janice?"

Jason..."Aye am still winchin her....but shes beginnin tae nag me tae much....so we'll see"

Tiffany...."Oh thats not good Jason...you need a kind gentle woman, one who understands you and realises your a wonderful man"

Jason..."Aye right hen....a huv tae go noo.....see ye later"

Jason hurries doon the street....well wid ye no if Tiffany started talkin like that tae ye!!

Julie...."Will you come inside Tiffany, your Fathers due back from court any minute and I don't want the neighbours to have anything to make them look this way"

Tiffany..."Do you think he will be back Mum? He seemed sure he would be put in prison"

Julie...."Well if he does its his own fault......what a silly thing to do"

Just then the door opens......(oh no, dramatic put us oot o oor misery background music playin here!)

Julie...."Oh your home"

Jimmy..."Aye am hame hen....a wis lucky, they pit me oan probation but a lost ma job!"

Julie..."Oh thats just wonderful!! How are we going to live now?"

Jimmy..."Like everywan else oan this street...normally!!"

Ootside No. 11 Granny is passin the door

Deirdrie...."Hullo there...how ur ye?" "A hope we kin still be freens?"

Granny..."Am no bad hen, just ma arthritis boathers me a bit....an didnae worry aboot us bein freens, yer welcome tae him.....he's a waste o space if ye ask me" (aye we know we promised Big Rab widnae be in this weeks an he isnae, we're just talkin aboot him!)

Deirdrie...."Well am glad we kin be freens....a widnae want a man tae come between us"

Just then anuther face appears ootside the door

Deirdrie...."Tinman!! Av missed ye"

Tinman..."Hullo therr hen....kin a come in?"

They go inside

Deirdrie...."Aaron...get away fae that fire! A telt ye afore ye'll get tartan legs stawnin so close tae it!"

Aaron....."Hullo Tinman....ur ye here fur yer dinner?"

Tinman...."Naw son, a came tae take yer Mammy oot fur her dinner...thats if she kin get a babysitter....kin ye hen?" (Noo this man hus mare class than that other wan....he wud never think o goin tae Burger King.....bet he loves curries!!)

Deirdrie....."Aye, am sure Granny wull dae it fur me.... she loves watchin the weans"

We leave them here fur the moment......we didnae want Tinman tae get as big heided as Rab wis gettin so we're no giein him a big part too soon!

Inside No. 7

Steven....."Da....av goat somethin tae tell ye.....ye remember Auntie Steph?"

Paddy..."Of course a remember her....shes ma sister!"

Steven..."Well thats somethin else a huv tae tell ye" (oh no! Does he know wit he's sayin??)

Paddy..."Aye a already know son, yer no ma son.....a guessed as much when yer Maw hud ye 10 months efter a left tae go tae sea" "A tried tae pretend it wis common as she wis built like an elephant anyway, but it wisnae true"

Steven..."Well a wull always think o ye as ma Da as ye raised me but it means that Steph isnae ma Auntie"

Paddy...."Wit ur ye gettin at son?"

Steven...."Well Da, we an Steph huv been seein each other fur a while noo"

Paddy..."Wis she no goin oot wi that big guy?"

Steven..."Aye but thats awe ower noo....thing is Da, a know a said a wud never dae it but.......we're gettin merried!!"

Really high pitched oh this is mare like the auld soaps noo music playin here!

We still huvnae goat oor ain theme tune but we didnae care, everywan turns the sound doon on their computers anyway when they come in here....might huv somethin tae dae wi Julie screechin awe the time...but we're no sure!