| Before we begin, I want to make it perfectly clear that I, Ben Traynor, in no way condone the stalking of any individual, most particularly Craig David. I'm sure he's a sound bloke, and if we went for a pint I believe we'd get on really well. I only object to his corporate image. Plus his music isn't to my taste, but that's not really an issue. So, to reiterate, CRAIG DAVID IS A DECENT GUY! Now that we've got that clear, you may pick up the knife below to begin: |