Before we begin, I want to make it perfectly clear that I, Ben Traynor, in no way condone the stalking of any individual, most particularly Craig David.  I'm sure he's a sound bloke, and if we went for a pint I believe we'd get on really well.  I only object to his corporate image.  Plus his music isn't to my taste, but that's not really an issue.  So, to reiterate, CRAIG DAVID IS A DECENT GUY!

Now that we've got that clear, you may pick up the knife below to begin:
Please, no psychos.  This is only a bit of web-fun.  It's not serious
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