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| Craig David, Professional Therapist |
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| Do you ever get depressed? Ever wish that you could just re-rewind to when you were born, and start over? Ever feel like walking away from all the troubles in your life? |
| Then I can help you! |
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| I know what it's like to have days when you just can't get out of bed. I've been guilty of pushing people away, when all they've wanted was for me to fill them in on why I was so down. |
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| For a confidential session, call the surgery, and we'll arrange a rendez-vous. Come on! Don't be shy. What have you got to lose? |
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| I assure you, I am a fully qualified psycho-analyst with many years' experience. In fact, I was trained by none other than Psycho Mantis from the Playstation game Metal Gear Solid. So I know what I'm on about. We'll get you sorted in seven days. Selecta! |
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