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| General: Sir, it appears Iraq is now co-operating with the UN, so now there doesn't need to be a war. Bush: Oh nuts! General: Sir? Bush: (Like a spoilt child) I wanna war! I wanna war! I wanna war! All the other presidents have had wars, why can't I have one? Bush starts throwing his army toys at the General. General: But sir, you already had a war last year and you didn't even finish that one. Bush: I don't care. I want another one. And I'm gonna hold my breath until I get one. Bush holds his breath and goes blue. General: Now sir, I'll just go and get Professor Liebstrom. (Kneels at the side of the desk with a sock puppet, and puts on a funny voice) Hello . . . Bush: Ha, ha, ha! It's Professor Liebstrom! General: Yes. Now, instead of having a war, let's have an . . . ice cream. Bush: Yeah, an ice-cream! General: (Still as Liebstrom) Yes. Bush: And chocolate sauce! General: Yes. Bush: And a war . . . General: (Back to his original voice) No! Look sir, no-one else wants a war. Well, apart from Britain maybe. Bush: Okay. We'll have a war with Britain then. General: Oh, holy mother moses! Above extract from 2DTV - Weds, ITV 1, 10.30 pm www.2dtv.co.uk/itvindex.htm David Paisley photos? Click here |