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| A writer needs readers. I can't keep writing without anybody who glance, review and comment my stories. Please read one or some of my scripts and leave your message. Or what is your funny story? Do you have a pitch? We might work out a SitCom if you give me a hint. Let's work together. |
| Panel 1) In a quiet forest, a group of Thugs surrounds a Hero. The Thugs threaten the Hero, showing knife and something. THUG: I'LL KILL YOU. HEOR: BLOW IT OUT, BASTARD! Panel 2) The Hero kicks a Thug on his face and brings him down. The tire screeches and the Director storms out off-panel. SFX 1: BANG! SFX 2: SCREECH! THUG: WOW! DIRECTOR (OP): CUT! Panel 3) Greg stays on the road, holding the "STOP" board. The Director runs up to him. Behind the Director, Camera Operator and Lighting Staff are ready for film shoot. DIRECTOR: WHY DON"T YOU STOP THE CARS? WE'RE SHOOTING IMPORTANT SCENE. GREG: I'M SORRY. Panel 4) A duck family walks across the road (see the photo above). GREG (OP): I COULDN'T GET THEM KILLED BY CARS. DIRECTOR (OP): OK, LET'S TAKE A BREAK FOR DUCKLINGS. If you like the story, we have more. |
| FOR DUCKLINGS (Four-Panel Cartoon) |
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| Screenplay, 45 pages. In the Stone Age, ancient boys go to forest looking for forbidden meat and meet time travellers. Fairytale. Copy right 2002. |
| Stageplay, 120 pages. Frank came from a small town where TV had been prohibited by ordiance. In big city, he starts working for TV station and falls in love with popular reporter April Greenberg. Copyright 2002. |
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| Screenplay, 110 pages. The traffics will be soon controlled with advanced Global Positioning System. Enjoy the last car chase on the screen. Action comedy. |
| Joke: The world suffers from slow economy. So does Kyoto. At one of the oldest temples in Kyoto, the monks had meeting to discuss how to attract more tourists. One month later, this temple was packed with tourists. The holiest monk of this temple visited the hall to check how things were going on. There, he saw many touritsts say "wow," checking the price added at the end of caption to each exhibit. The holy monk was outraged. "What is this price! This statue is worth twice at least." |
| Screenplay, 20 pages. Writer Nick hates harsh producer Mick and at last kills him... in his movie. |
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