The Adventures

 Of

Mission Codename: P.A.R.R.O.T. - Pretentious Animals Rendering Really Outsstanding Talents

It was a dark night at the headquarters of MKM and BDB, two secret agents with inhuman abilities.  That is, of course, because they were not human.  It was midnight, the witching hour, the darkest part of the night, when all the demons and spirits came out to play.

MKM stood bent over the engine of a car, working away with her personal set of tools.  BDB sat on the couch playing Xbox 360, like he does most nights. BDB paused his game. MKM searched around for a wrench. He went to the fridge and got a can of coke, as he reached for the can, he saw MKM's bottle of her own special mix of colas. 1/2 coke, 1/2 Pepsi, with just a little bit of ginger ale.  He thought back to the first time he had met MKM in a bar.

MKM: "BDB, have you seen my big wrench?"

BDB: Comes out of his reminiscence and answers, "Umm, yeah, it's in my room on the top shelf in my closet."

MKM: "Why the heck is it in your room?!  I told you not to take my tools or else I'd beat you over the head with one!"  Throws her hands up in despair.

BDB: "That's why I took the big wrench, so you wouldn't hit me with it anymore!"

MKM: She laughs.  "Ahh...remember the first time I hit you with it?  Good times, good times."

BDB: He laughs in return at the memory. "Yeah, all over that stupid piggy bank of yours!"

MKM: Whirls around to look at you in anger.  "Mr. Piggles was not stupid!!!  I'd had him for years and you broke him, you thoughtless, inconsiderate mutt!"

BDB: "Hey now, you little furball, that piggybank drove me insane! Yeah I killed Mr. Piggles, and I’d do it again!"

MKM: "Why you!"  She picks up her second biggest wrench and chases after BDB.

He runs to his room, slams the door behind him, grabs the biggest wrench and hides in his room to wait for MKM. MKM rolls her eyes, knowing what BDB is planning, the very same thing he did the night she met him at that bar............BDB sneaks open the door and passes by her as she's thinking.  He goes to the garage and gets in the Cheetah. As he lies in the back seat he thinks about that first night at the bar. A scene plays before both of their eyes.  MKM is sitting on a barstool, motioning for the bartender. BDB being the bartender walks up to her.  "What'll you have, miss?"

MKM: "I'll have a combination of things.  Pour for me in a glass, half Pepsi, half coke, and top it off with a little ginger ale."

BDB: "Wow, that's a weird combination, but whatever you say." He walks over grabs the Coke, Pepsi, and Ginger Ale, and does as he was told.  He hands her the glass.

MKM:  She takes a long drink of it.  "Mmmm, that's just perfect.  So, what's your name barkeep?"

BDB: My name is Bartholomew Dexter Boggles, but most just calls me BDB.

MKM: "Well BDB, you make one hell of a suicide."  She takes another drink.

BDB: "Suicide?"

MKM: "Yeah, It's my little name for it.  I was mixing a whole bunch of things together one day, and I thought to myself "Drinking this would be suicide!"  But I drank it anyway, and I loved it, so suicide became its name."

BDB: "Ahh, interesting. Mind if I have a sip?"

MKM: She shrugs.  "Sure, why not."  She pushes the glass across the bar to him

BDB: He takes a sip.  He spits it all over the place.  "That is awful!" He shouts.

MKM: She jumps a little.  "Geeze man, no reason to get all worked up!"  Takes her glass back and downs what's left.

BDB: "Doesn't that burn?"

MKM: "No, it's good” She sits the glass back on the bar and cradles her head in her hands.

BDB: "You seem distraught, what’s wrong?" He cleans out her glass with a rag and sets it under the bar.

MKM: "I can't really tell you, its governme......personal issues"

BDB: "Government? Did you say government? Do you work for them?" BDB listens intently for her reply.

MKM: Her cheeks flush a deep red.  " No! No, I don't work for the government; it was a slip of the tongue, that's all."  She glances around nervously.

BDB: BDB leans in really close.  He whispers to her, "I work for the government, I’m undercover right now. So do you or do you not work for the government?"

MKM: MKM's eyes widen in surprise. 'Uhh...I really must be going, thanks for the drink."  She hastily lays a 20 on the bar and rushes towards the door, calling over her shoulder, "Keep the change!"

BDB folds up the money and puts it in his pocket. He chases after MKM. MKM throws open the door and runs to a sleek black car parked at the very edge of the road, pressing buttons on her remote to unlock the doors, and start the engine. He quietly sneaks to the passenger side of the car and gets in and heads to the backseat and lies down, waiting for her to get inside. She gets in the driver's seat, clutching the wheel.  "That was way too close..."  She puts the car in drive and speeds off towards her shabby apartment.

BDB hears a loud thud as he drifts out of his reminiscence. MKM is standing beside the car, with the door flung open.

BDB: "Ummmmmmm, hello." BDB says with a big smile on his face.

MKM: MKM stretches out her hand.  "Give me the wrench BDB."  She recalls the look on his face when she discovered him in her backseat, after the scene at the bar, very similar to the one BDB was wearing now.

BDB: "Are you going to hit me with it?"

MKM: "No.  Just give it back, so I can finish the stupid car and go to bed."  She says with an exasperated and tired look on her face.

BDB: "You have that look of 'I'm going to hit it with you as soon as you give it to me and that will put me in a better mood”. Is that the look you’re giving me?"

MKM: "BDB, I am NOT going to hit you with it.  Please, just give it back."

BDB looks at her.  He then carefully places the wrench in her hand and gets out of the car. MKM takes it back, and walks back around to the front of the car, and bends back over the engine.

BDB: BDB comes up behind MKM and says, "What took you so long to come and get me in the car?"

MKM: She jumps, banging her head on the hood.  "Owwwwww.........I dunno, I was reminiscing” She rubs her head"

BDB: "Reminiscing? Of what"

MKM: "Of that night at the bar."  MKM finishes tweaking the engine, and slams the hood down, wiping her hands on her pants, and leans up against the front end to face BDB.

BDB: "Ohh, so why wouldn't you tell me you worked for the government that night?"

MKM: "Because If I blew my cover, even telling you my name, I would’ve been relocated somewhere far away and never allowed to work for the government ever again” She looks down at her hands.

BDB: "But I told you I worked for them...”

MKM: "How was I supposed to know?  There's no special codeword or secret handshake I could've told you to perform."

BDB: "But you could've believed me, or asked to see my badge...."

MKM: 'I was too stressed.  I'm sorry."

BDB: "You know, you never did tell me why you were stressed...”

MKM: "I was going through an identity crisis.  Half of me was the brilliant super agent for the government; the other half was Molly, who lived in a rundown apartment complex, with scarcely enough food or money to keep me alive.  I didn't know who I was anymore..."  A tear streams down her cheek and she recalls.

BDB: "Wow, that sounds rough. Sorry you had to go through that."

MKM: "It's okay....I never did tell you my full name did I?"  She looks up at BDB.

BDB: "No, you didn't"

MKM: "Molly Katarina McConaughey."

BDB "Wow, that's a name."

MKM: "Yeah, it is...”

BDB: "Well, now we work together, that’s all in the past..."

MKM: "Yep...well BDB, I think I'm gonna head to bed, I'm beat."

BDB: "Ok, same here MKM.  See ya in the morning.

MKM: "See ya."  She walks to her room, punches in the pass code, and the door slides open.  MKM crawls into bed, closing her eyes, thinking about what happened after she got home that night.

 BDB: "Later" BDB walks up to his door pushes it opens, closes and locks it. He crawls into bed and thinks back on that night.

MKM falls asleep and dreams of that night.  She came to a screeching halt outside her building, knuckles white, hair standing on end.  She killed the engine and the lights and got out, careful not to catch her tail in the door.  She opened the back door.......BDB falls asleep and dreams of the bar scene over and over. MKM reaches for the bag in the back, and grabs ahold of something that doesn't feel like her bag.  Her eyes widen and she looks in to the backseat and lets out a scream.

BDB: BDB laughs. "Hey"

MKM: She grabs her bag and pulls out her pistol and aimed it at BDB.  "What are you doing in my car?!  Who are you?  Who do you work for?!"

BDB: BDB eyes get wide. "I'm BDB, I am a secret agent with the government, and I work for ...the government..."

MKM:  “Don’t lie to me!”

BDB: "What do I need to say for you to believe me?!"

MKM: "What's the name of the Director of Admissions?"

BDB: "Bobby McGavern, but everyone calls him Mr. Barkles"

MKM: She gasps.  "You stay right there."  She pulls a phone out of her pocket and flips it open.  "Agent MKM, Sector 5.  Requesting the Commander..............."Sir! This is Agent MKM, I have a situation.  I've been followed by an alleged government worker by the name of BDB.  Is he clear?.....But Sir, he can't....Sorry Sir....."  She holds out the phone.  "He wants to talk to you."

BDB: "Hello Sir....Yes....Yes....No....Yes....Ok....Yes sir..."   "He wants to speak with you, now." BDB hands her the phone.

MKM: She puts the phone back to her ear.  "Yes Sir?.......But Sir, you can't possibly be serious!.....sorry Sir,........yes Sir, I understand.......yes......Goodnight Sir."  She glares at BDB.  "Come with me.  And don't slam the door."

BDB: BDB follows MKM, he shuts the door, it slams, but not too loud. "Err...sorry."    "Did you want to show me something?"

MKM: She stops for a moment and clenches her fists at the slam.  "The Commander wants you to stay with me tonight.  He's going to call in the morning and brief us on what do next."

BDB "Ooo do we get to stay in the same bed!" BDB smiles and winks at MKM.

MKM: Rolls her eyes and groans.  "You can sleep wherever you want, but I am NOT sleeping in the same proximity."

 She unlocks the door and walks to the elevator, pushing the "UP" button. BDB gets on the elevator with MKM.  MKM pushes the button for the 5th floor.  The elevator stops with a jerk and the door slides open.  MKM walks down to the very end of the hall and unlocks her apartment.  BDB follows her inside and proceeds to jump down on the couch. 

BDB: "Nice place you got here."

MKM: She grumbles. "Thanks."  She goes to a closet and pulls out a blanket, tosses it to BDB, and goes into her bedroom, and comes back with a pillow for him.

BDB: "Whoa whoa whoa, I’m not sleeping in her on the couch, I have a bad back!"

MKM: "Where do you want to sleep then?  I have a "no dogs on the bed" rule."

BDB: "I need a nice mattress. Besides, rules are meant to be broken."

MKM: "Fine.  But I find one hair on that bed that isn't mine, I'll punch you."  She snatches the pillow and blanket from BDB and lies down on the couch.

BDB: "Whoa, your not sleeping in there with me?"

 The thunder crashes outside.

MKM: She sits up quickly, the fur on her tail standing on end from the thunder.  "Why would I sleep in the same bed with you?"

BDB: "Cuz it's storming, you'll probably get scared and end up in there anyway!"

MKM: "Don't be foolish, I'm not a kitten anymore.  I think you're just scared of it."

BDB: "I'm not scared of anything!" Feels something scurry across his foot.  "AHHHH! Was that a rat!?"

MKM: "Yes, there are rats in this building."  She lies back down, squirming around trying to find a comfortable position.

MKM: She covers her head with the pillow.  "What do you want, a bedtime story?"

BDB: "No, I’m just not tired"

MKM: She sighs in exasperation.  "Will you just go to sleep if I come in there with you?"

BDB:  “Maybe…”

MKM "Fine." 

MKM picks up her pillow and blanket and goes into her room. BDB follows MKM into the bedroom.  He takes off his shirt and pants and socks.

BDB: "Gotta get comfortable!" BDB smiles and gets under the covers.

MKM: "Oh my dear God, why me?"  MKM takes off her boots and gets under the covers, scooting to the edge furthest away from BDB.

BDB:  BDB sighs. "Would you get me a glass of water?"

MKM: "What?!"

BDB: "I'm thirsty..."

MKM: "No, you'll wet the bed, now shut up and sleep!"

BDB "But I’m really thirsty! I'm potty trained, I won't wet the bed!"

MKM flings off the covers and charges into the kitchen, fills up a glass with water, and comes back, thrusting it into BDB's hand.  She gets back into bed, her eyebrows drawn, and eyes closed tight.

BDB: "Thanks."

BDB: BDB drinks half the glass. "Could you set this over there on the nightstand?"

Her eye flash open, and she turns, taking the glass and sets it on the nightstand. BDB fools around with something under the sheets. He pulls his arms back up along with his underwear. "Ahh, that's better." He tosses them onto the rest of his clothes.  MKM's mouth drops open, and she shuts her eyes tight again, hoping to wake up, and all this be a dream. BDB falls asleep and rolls over taking all the covers. MKM can't fall asleep, cold and disgusted. BDB rolls over again and tosses all the covers off. He then rolls over in MKM’s direction. She stays still, eyes wide. BDB wakes up and notices what MKM is staring at.

BDB:  "Oh you like it don’t ya” He winks at MKM.

MKM: MKM covers her head with the pillow.  "Kill me now, please kill me..."

BDB: "Hahahah!"  

BDB rolls over and covers up again, he soon falls asleep. She carefully and slowly gets out of the bed, tiptoeing back the living room, trying not to make a sound.

BDB snores loudly but does not wake up. MKM sighs in relief and lies down on the couch. The next morning comes and BDB wakes up in the bed alone.  He gets up and finds the bathroom.  He goes in takes a shower and puts on MKM's robe.  He stumbles to the kitchen and puts on some coffee. MKM is still asleep on the couch. BDB walks over to the couch sits down and turns on the TV. She blinks a few times, hearing the TV.

MKM "I don't remember the TV being on....."

BDB: "Hey, bout time you woke up!"

MKM: MKM screams.  "Oh no, you're supposed to be a dream!!"  She rubs her eyes, looks back at him, and groans.

BDB: "Haha, nope no dream here. You better get up and get ready or whatever you have to, the boss should be calling any minute now."

MKM: "Don't tell me what.....are you wearing my robe?!"

BDB: "Erm, yes?"

MKM: "Take that off right this instant!!"

BDB: BDB stands up and takes off the robe, nude underneath. "Here ya go." He hands MKM the robe.

MKM: She groans and hands it back to him.  "Keep it; I'm going to go take a shower.  Try not to destroy anything."

MKM starts walking away and hears something break. She comes running back in.

MKM: "What was that?!"

BDB: "Oh nothing."  "Go on and take your shower."

MKM: "GRRRRRRRR!!!!!!" 

She storms off to the bathroom. BDB gets up and cooks some eggs, bacon, waffles, toast, and pours some coffee; he sets it all on the table for MKM when she comes back. MKM comes out of the bathroom, dressed in old jeans and a t-shirt, drying her hair with a towel.  She sees the food on the table.

MKM: "I see you took it upon yourself to raid my fridge."

BDB: "Yes I did, didn't get any dinner last night, I was hungry.  You don't like?"

MKM: She sighs.  "Just hurry up and eat it before it gets cold.  Don't waste what little I have."

BDB: "I've already eaten, that's all yours.  Be right back I’m going to get changed.”

 He says, as he tosses the robe on the back of the couch and walks back to the bedroom. MKM blinks a few times, shrugs and tucks into the breakfast before her. BDB comes back out dressed in the same thing he wore the night before.

BDB: "Think you could take me over to my apartment after you’re done eating?"   "I would like a fresh change of clothes."

MKM: She gulps down a bite of egg and chases it with a drink of coffee.  "Yeah, I guess so, how far is it?"

BDB: "Only a few blocks."

MKM: "Alright."  She finishes her breakfast and grabs her keys.

BDB: "Cool, I'll drive!"

MKM: MKM laughs.  "No, you won't.  I custom built my car, and nobody drives it but me."

BDB: BDB runs down the steps and gets in the driver seat. "Oh yes I am!"

MKM: She chases after him.  "How do you intend on driving without the keys?"

BDB: "How do you intend on driving without...well the gas pedal and the brakes and the ignition and the steering wheel...all that good stuff?"

MKM: "BDB, get out of the seat."

BDB: "MKM, give me the keys."

MKM: "BDB, get out of the seat!"

BDB:"MKM, GIVE ME THE KEYS!?!"

MKM: "FINE!!!"  She throws the keys at him and gets in the passenger seat.

BDB: "Thank you!" BDB says as he puts on some sunglasses.  "Better buckle up!"

MKM buckles up, glaring at the windshield.  BDB burns out of the driveway onto the street, passing in and out of traffic, blowing through a red light and about 5 minutes later, and pulls up to the driveway of his house.  "Well, were here."

MKM: She snatches the keys from him.  "I'll wait here, you go get what you need."

BDB: "No, you should come."

MKM: "Why?"

BDB: "Why not?"

BDB: "I've seen your apartment; don't you want to see mine?"

MKM: "Fine, but you are NOT driving home."  She gets out of the car and follows BDB.

He unlocks his door and they go inside.

BDB: "Ok, be right back, just going to change real quick."

BDB: "Feel free to look around or get something to drink, whatever you want."

MKM: "Okay."  MKM sits on BDB's couch, looking around his apartment.  "Yours is much nicer than mine."

BDB: BDB comes back in a pair of jeans, a t-shirt, and carrying a bag.  "It's not really that nice, but thanks all the same." …………"Is that your cell phone or mine?"

MKM: She looks at her phone.  "It's mine.   Hello?  Speaking.......Good morning Sir........Yes.......yes.....no.......Sir...you're kidding me, right?......But Sir, he's a dog!  Don't you know the laws of nature, dogs and cats don't go together!.............Sir….....Fine."  She snaps her phone shut.

BDB: "So what's the good news?"

MKM: "You and I are partners now.  A hideout is being built for us as we speak."

BDB: "A hideout?! SWEET!"

MKM: "Yes, a hideout.  It will be done in a week.  So start packing.  We're going to live there."  She gulps.  "Until we retire."

BDB: "Awesome." Well, I should be ready in a few minute.......”

BDB suddenly awoke with a jerk. His alarm was going off. MKM was already awake, making coffee in their kitchenette.  She poured herself a cup, and poured one for BDB, leaving it on the table. BDB stumbled into the kitchen.

BDB: "Wow, I slept later than usual.  Any news this morning?"

MKM: She picks up the newspaper and scanned the headlines.  "No, nothing new, criminals still on the run, world still in peril, economies still depleting."

BDB: "Same ol', same ol', then huh?"

MKM: "Same ol', same ol."  She points to his coffee.

BDB: "Oh thanks." BDB says as he picks up his coffee and starts drinking it.

MKM: MKM finishes hers and stretches, and puts her cup in the sink.  "It's your turn to do dishes, by the way."

BDB: "Aww dammit, I'll do em’ tonight after dinner then."

BDB: "Hey MKM..."

MKM: "Okay, as long as you do them.......yes?"

BDB: "You know it's hard to believe we have been here for six years already?"

MKM: "Yeah....if seems like just yesterday I was yelling at you for doing something stupid like you used to."

BDB: "Hehe, well we still have a LOT more years to come here, I don't plan on retiring anytime soon, that’s for sure."

MKM: "Hopefully you plan on cleaning your room before you retire.  I haven't seen the floor since the first day you moved in."

BDB: "So it looks lived in, better than spic and span! I know just where everything is."

MKM: "Except for the floor.  Have you heard anything new on the mission briefing system?"

BDB: "Nope today is pretty boring I guess."

BDB: "Although, that's really weird for a Wednesday morning."

MKM: "Yeah, Wednesdays are usually busy days."

BDB: "Yes, exactly, oh well, nothing we can do, nice little change never hurt anyone, right?"

MKM: "Right.  This is the perfect opportunity for you to fix that heap of metal you call a Jeep."

BDB: "Hey, you’re the one that ran that Jeep into a tree on our last mission!"

MKM: "That's because you spilled an Icee in my lap!  You just had to have one, didn't you?"

BDB: "Yes I did, and it was very good, so HAH!"

 MKM growls and walks out of the kitchen, and into the garage. BDB follows MKM into the garage and stands there.  She whirls around to face him, anger reflected in her eyes.

BDB: "So, what’s up?" BDB says with a goofy smile on his face.

MKM stares at him.  "Why can't you leave me alone for 5 freakin' minutes?!" She says.

BDB: "I can't leave you alone because it's fun annoying you!" BDB says with a big smile.

She grabs a frying pan and goes towards BDB. BDB backs away. 

BDB:  "Aww c'mon.  What are you going to do? Hit me!?"

MKM: "No, I thought I'd offer it as truce gift!  Yes, I'm going to hit you" She yells.

BDB: BDB picks up a big wrench. "Well I’ll just have to hit you back then!"

MKM swings the frying pan at BDB's head. BDB blocks it with his wrench.  "Haha, you missed!" She swings again, and hits him right smack in the face. BDB's nose starts bleeding, and then he passes out cold. BDB falls to the ground. MKM passes out from her anger, and hits her head on the counter the way down. BDB wakes up and sees MKM passed out on the floor.  He feels his nose. "Ahh!" he screams.  "It's broken."  He walks over to MKM's body and finds her keys.  "Thanks MKM..." he snickers as he gets in her car and takes off to the hospital.

MKM wakes up a few hours later.  "Oww!!!"  She rubs her head.  "BDB?" BDB is still out. MKM stands up and looks around the hideout. "Maybe he went ou......!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"  She sees that her car is gone.   "BDB!!!!!"

BDB is cruising down the street.  Bandage on his nose, sipping a slurpee.  His cell phone rings.  "Hello this is BDB." He answers.

"Where are you with my car?!  MKM screams into the mouthpiece.

BDB: "I'm just cruising around sippin’ on a slurpee.  Did you want me to pick you up something?"

MKM: "A giant bag of cyanide to put in your dinner!"

BDB: Hmm Wal-Mart is all out of that! Sorry!"  BDB hangs up.

MKM calmly loads her shotgun and waits for BDB to come back. BDB pulls up the driveway in MKM's car.  He gets out and quickly runs to his room and locks the door.

MKM beats on the door with the butt of her gun.  "Let me in, BDB!"

BDB: "No!"

She tosses the shotgun away and storms into her room and triple bolts her door. BDB comes out of his room and picks up the loaded shotgun. He walks to MKM’s door.  He shoots out her locks.  "Hello MKM." She rolls over in her bed and presses her pillow to her ears.

?: "MKM in case you haven't noticed.  I'm not BDB"

MKM: "Huh?" She sits up in her bed with a confused look on her face. 

Dr. V: "Hello MKM." Dr. Vauldnestruck says.

MKM reaches under her mattress for her gun. Dr. Vauldnestruck cocks his shotgun.  “I wouldn't do that if I was you."

MKM: "What do you want, Vauldnestruck!?"  Where's BDB?"

Dr. V: "I want to know everything you know.  New weapon prototypes, new villains, and EVERYTHING else.  Don’t worry about BDB; he'll be fine, as long as you cooperate."

MKM: "Why should I?"

Dr. V points the shotgun at her head. She hisses and glares at him.  Surreptitiously, she presses the silent panic button on her wall.

Dr. V: "Just so you know I’ve disconnected all the telephone wires, alarm wires, basically every wires here except for the main power of course."

Her eyes widen, and then squint back to a glare.  'You're not going to get away with this."

Dr. V: "I think I already have.  Now are you going to cooperate, or am I going to have to kill BDB, then you?"

MKM: "I'll cooperate.....what do you want to know."

Dr. V: "Like I said.  Everything."

MKM: "Be more specific dummy." She scowls.

The Dr. shoots at the wall beside her.  "Watch how you address me, feline!"  "Take me to your weapons lab!"

She doesn't flinch.  "All you had to do was ask, sheesh." 

She starts towards the weapons lab. The Dr. follows her and keeps the shotgun pointed at her back. She punches in the password for the door.  "Here it is." "What was that password?" Dr. Vauldnestruck questions.

MKM: "You're already in man, what do you need the password for?!"

He cocks the shotgun again and points it at her head.  "The password?"

MKM: "It was meow mix alright?!  Jesus!"  She pushes the gun away.

Dr. V: "Thank you MKM, you've been very helpful thus far."  He pulls a tranquilizer gun out of his pocket and shoots MKM in the neck.  “I'll wake you when I need you again.”

MKM yanks out the dart, looks at it, and then passes out. Dr. Vauldnestruck straps her down to a chair in the weapons lab and starts packing away the plans to all the weapons.  He then leaves the room and returns with BDB. 

BDB: "What did you do to MKM, you worthless turd!

The Doctor laughs maniacally.  "You shall see soon enough my boy.  Now, show me your transmission system!"

BDB: "No, not until you tell me what you've done to MKM!"

Dr. V: I've simply put her down for a nap.  She'll be fine.  IF, you cooperate."

BDB: "I'm not doing shit for you."

Dr. V: "Then she dies."

He grabs BDB by his throat and leads him to MKM's limp body. BDB punches the Dr. in the face.  He then picks up one of the weapons in the lab and shoots him with it. The Doctor falls to the ground.  He starts to twitch and blows up.  It was just a robot.... BDB runs to MKM.  He lightly slaps her in the face. 

BDB: "MKM! Wake up! MKM!"

MKM groans and blinks her eyes.  "Wha, what happened?"

BDB:  "The robot Dr. tranq'd you."

MKM: "That bastard!"

BDB: "Yeah, are you ok?"

MKM rubs her neck where the dart struck her.  "Yeah, I'm okay."

BDB: "Good, now I have some good news, and I have some bad news.  Which do you want first?"

MKM: “Bad”

BDB: "Ok, your car...is totaled." BDB guards himself.

MKM: She screams.  "What?!?!"

BDB: "The Dr. blew it up!" "It wasn't me!"

MKM jumps up and storms outside to take a look. BDB follows her. She sees the ruined mess of her car.  "My poor baby....not again...."

BDB "Sorry MKM."

BDB: "But hey, you have your health. Right?"

She falls to her knees sobbing.

BDB: "Aww don't cry, MKM, the agency said they'll pay for you to fix it up, you won't have to pay anything for it.  They already have all the parts on there way to us."

MKM: "I'm going to *sniffle* kill him!!!"

BDB: "Well, one of his robot clones is dead.  That's a start, right?"

MKM: "I guess so...."

BDB: "Well, do you want the good news?"

MKM: "Sure"

BDB: "I brought you a slurpee!" BDB says with a big smile.

MKM: ".......Thanks...."

BDB: "Anytime partner."

This concludes the briefing of Operation PARROT.  All monologues are word-for-word, and actions precise, as recorded on the hideout’s hidden microphones and cameras.  Following missions and/or operations will be recorded and placed in chronological order on file.

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