WHY WRITE COLOSTOMY BAG ??
YOU WANNA PUT OUT THEIR RECORDS YOU WANNA BOOK THEM YOU WANNA ENTER THE WIN A DATE WITH TONY GRIZWALD SWEEPSTAKES YOU WANNA JOIN THE EX MEMBERS OF MENUDO FIEND CLUB YOU BOUGHT THEM PRESENTS YOU LIKE THE TUNES YOU HATE THE TUNES YOU BOUGHT THE RECORD AND WANT A REFUND YOU WANNA KNOW WHEN/ WHERE THEY ARE PLAYING NEXT YOU WANNA INTERVEIW THEM FOR YOUR ZINE YOU KNOW THEY ARE THE REVOLUTION YOU WANNA HEAR SOME JUICY GOSSIP ABOUT MOUTH SHUMWAY YOU WANNA GET A PIN YOU WANNA GET A BUTTON YOU WANNA GET SOME FANCY T-SHIRTS YOU WANNA CHECK OUT THEIR SIDE BANDS |