Surgery Notes - 18th June 2007

Sir, A couple of things are weighing me down: 1. Graham Poll Graham Poll, aka history�s most incompetent referee fucking ever, at least had the good grace to end his career on a low note. I have always hated Graham Poll but it was not until I saw Anders Frisk publicly coming out in his defence that the penny dropped - the very same Anders who was caught red-handed in the Nou Camp and was forced to resign. Retired you say ? Don�t be fucking na�ve - he was forced to quit by the powers that be. The same powers that be that gave Graham uselesscunt Poll one last season. Anyway Graham, I�d like to see you teach Chelsea a lesson now ! You�re washed up, mate. Fucking referees - who needs them ? 2. History�s Worst Referees David Ellery Anders Frisk Graham Poll That one who sent Carlo off in the Semi-Final of the Carling a couple of seasons back That one who sent off the fantastic Franck LeBoeuf for stamping on that Leeds cunt 3. Mario Melchiot Mario have you lost your head, wanting to sign for WIGAN ? Have you ever been there ? It's fucking nasty. It makes Birmingham look sophisticated. You poor man. There is life after Chelsea, Mario, honest. Look at Eidur, Jody, Leon, Dennis, Gustavo. 4. Becks is back David Beckham ? Fuck, is he still alive ? England�s Saviour ? I say fuck England. How dare they boo Super Frank ? Can you believe it ? I�ve been to 2 England matches and they were both shit. Admittedly I was wasted for the Argentina match in Sapporo, but in my defence it is a lager town and there was no smoke to be had so it was strictly lager and valium. As for the Engerland brass band: imagine if they came to the Bridge ? I predict a riot and some sore people the next day. 5. Ginger Alert So we�ve signed a ginger to boss midfield. I for one was delighted when I heard, it can only be a good thing for the Chelsea fan. A ginger maniac robbing the ball and allowing Essien to step up for a screamer. Nice one, Jose ! 6. Darren Bent Darren has suddenly shot up in the respect standings - not signing for West Ham because he thinks Curbs is a cunt. I agree with you Darren, he is. 7. The voice of reason I would like to congratulate Priesty on coming out of his coma and posting some excellent, well-balanced ravings on his trashy site. Nice one Priesty, I suspect that you reached rock bottom with the hillbilly heroin and suddenly awoke, in a strange house in the woods, clutching a 3ft bong and thinking �I must update my site�. Fucking A mate. Even Klaus and Tommy Seagull have piped up ! I have personally charged Priesty with a mission to give it to them raw. We target a United fan site, establish some deep cover and only then start the abuse. It's so simple it's brilliant. We start soon.. You see my point ? Les. Hillbilly heroin ? Fuck that, can't you prescribe me the real stuff ? Oh, sorry, that was one of the reasons you had to leg it to Hong Kong, wasn't it ? Priesty.

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