Gundam Wing funfic 2
How much I enjoyed the end of my last funfic, I had to find a way the Gundam pilots could live although they were shot full of led. Else I couldn�t write any more funfics and I�m sure that would have broken your hearts :). Well, I found one. This method�s not very original, but hey, it works for me. Have fun!
Narrator: Still the year After Colony 195. The Gundam pilots had been defeated; Treize Khushrenada�s World Nation was living in peace and was more prosperous than ever before. Yet, one of the Gundam pilots, Heero Yuy, had managed to escape death by being in the sick bay when the other pilots were killed. He sneaked out of the sick bay and found a way to revive his friends. Chaos was about to return to earth.
Monotone title guy voice: The Gundam assassination
**A hooded figure walks through the desert, he suddenly stops and crouches than he picks up a shiny orange ball**
Hooded figure: Hehe, finally, the seventh dragon ball, now I can have my revenge on Treize.
**Puts the dragon balls on the ground**
Shenlong, eternal dragon, I summon you, now appear and make my wish come true!
**Sky turns dark, lots of thunder and Shenlong appears. The hood of the figure falls down and now Heero�s face is visible**
Shenlong: You have summoned me, now I will grant you two wishes. Speak now!
Heero: I wish all the dead Gundam pilots back to life on this very place
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**Duo, Trowa, Quatre and Wufei appear next to Heero**
Shenlong: Your wish has been granted.
Heero: Mission accomplished.
Shenlong: Don�t keep me waiting, make your second wish.
Heero: Hm, let�s see�
Wufei: I know one, I wish Treize was dead.
Shenlong: That wish is beyond my power. It cannot be granted.
Wufei: Weak dragon.
Quatre: Why don�t we wish that there will never be war again?
**Long silence, the other pilots look at Quatre and suddenly start laughing**
Duo: Dude, who do you think you�re kidding; we won�t have a job if we wish for that!
Quatre: Oh yeah, hehe, I forgot.
Trowa: Let�s wish Catherine�s soup will disappear from the face of the earth!
**The pilots look at each other and nod**
Heero: Ok. Shenlong, we wish Catherine�s soup disappears from the face of the earth.
Shenlong: Your wish has been granted. Well, bye everybody! **poofs away**
Heero: Now that we�re all back, we can plan our revenge against OZ.
One week later. OZ headquarters. Luxembourg
** Lady Une, Zechs, Noin, Walker and other OZ officers are sitting around a table**
Lady Une: We all know why we�re here.
Noin: Yes, there have been Gundam attacks at bases all around the world.
Zechs: Not to mention at my favorite restaurant. Grrr, they used to make the best wok dishes on the planet there, I even got free ones! And now it�s, it�s� **starts sobbing**
Walker: But the Gundam pilots were killed weren�t they?
Lady Une: Intelligence has found out that the pilot of Gundam 01 had survived the execution and has somehow revived his fellow pilots.
Walker: Dragon balls?
Lady Une: That�s possible. Anyway, we have to find a way to take them out again and make sure they cannot be revived again.
Noin: If we kill them this time, they won�t be able to return, you can only revive someone with the dragon balls once.
Lady Une: I�ve decided to send a special assassin to kill them all. You can come in.
**A cloud of smoke appears and the assassin walks out of it. Everybody starts coughing**
Lady Une: This is Ghost. He has the ability to travel through episodes and to kill someone without severely harming other episodes. Of course, the one killed will not appear in any following episode. Ghost has his own special arsenal in order to kill. You will go back to work and guard the remaining bases as well as possible. I think we can leave the rest up to Ghost. Well, can we Ghost?
Ghost: Yessss, leave them to me.
Lady Une: His Excellency has insisted we to decide the matter of deploying Ghost in a civil way. So we�ll vote. Everyone in favor of deploying Ghost, raise your hand.
**Everybody raises hands except for Zechs who is still crying**
Lady Une: Colonel Zechs?
Zechs: **Looks up** Hm?
Lady Une: Are you in favor of deploying Ghost.
Zechs: Yeah, whatever. Now can I continue crying over the loss of my free wok dishes?
Lady Une: Sure. Ghost, COMMENCE OPERATION!
Ghost: Yessss ma�am! **Disappears in a cloud of smoke**
Episode: The Gundam Deathscythe. Somewhere under water.
**A group of aquatic OZ suits tries to capture Wing Gundam; suddenly Duo in Deathscythe attacks them. He tries to kill them, but the suits are being sucked into a huge submarine**
Duo: What the�
**The submarine starts to fire Leo suits at Deathscythe, but Duo takes them all out. The submarine disappears into nowhere**
Duo: What the heck is going on?! I better take this other Gundam away from here.
**Looks back and sees Wing is replaced by a Leo suit**
WHAT, NO WAY!
**A plane suddenly flies through the water and shoots Deathscythe�s legs off with Leo suits causing the Gundam to fall**
Duo: Ouch! Hey, this is impossible, how can this plane get under water?!
Ghost: The question issss, how long will you be able to stay under water?
Duo: Huh?
**Ghost destroys the engines of Deathscythe by firing Leo�s at them. He throws one Leo on top of the cockpit door**
Duo: Hey what are you doing, I�m running out of oxygen. I�m going to suffocate here, get me out of here! Heeelp, gasp� **Faints**
Ghost: Good, he won�t get out of there. I�ll just leave him here to die. Firsst target eliminated.
**Puts a cross through Duo�s name on his list and disappears**
Episode: The Victoria Nightmare. Lake Victoria base
**Wufei stands at the Lake Victoria base with a detonation device. Suddenly a plane flies over and drops a bunch of Leo suits**
Wufei: What, an OZ attack? Injustice, how do they know I�m here?
**Takes his motorbike, races towards Nataku. He jumps in and attacks the Leo�s**
This is way too easy, they�re not even moving. Some of them just lay on the ground. Well, I�ll take out these weaklings anyway.
**While Wufei destroys the empty Leo suits, Ghost removes the explosives from the base, puts them near Wufei�s detonation device and hides them with leaves. He places a camera at distance. He flies away with his airplane and turns on a monitor that is connected with the camera**
Ghost: Hehe, thissss is going to be bang!
**Wufei races back to his detonation device and grabs it. Than he notices the camera**
Wufei: Huh, a camera? Hehe, must be the press. Now the whole world can see how I�m going to slaughter weak innocent OZ pilot recruits while they�re asleep. Muahahahaha!!!!
**He presses the button and the explosives next to him explode**
Wufei: Aaaaaaargh!!!!!! **He is blown to pieces**
Ghost: **Can�t stop laughing and puts a cross through Wufei�s name. His plane poofs away**
Episode: Heero, distracted by defeat. Siberia battle ground
**Zechs and Heero fight each other in Siberia. Suddenly, Lady Une is heard threatening to attack the colonies if the Gundams won�t surrender. Than Dr J appears on screen and holds his little speech**
Dr J: � but I won�t hand over the Gundams!
Heero: Mission accepted.
**Activates the self-detonation device, Wing Gundam explodes and Heero is thrown to ground, bleeding heavily**
**A plane flies over and drops a Leo suit on top of Heero which totally crushes the pilot**
Gundam pilots: Noooo!
Ghost: And that�sssss number three.
**Puts a cross through Heero�s name and disappears**
Episode: Catherine�s tears. OZ base
**Catherine has just prevented Trowa from self-detonating at the OZ base**
Catherine: Don�t you think your life is a little more valuable Trowa!
**Manager appears**
Manager: Catherine, leave him, there�s no point in stopping him.
Catherine: But Manager, he�s like my brother. I love him very much. I can�t just let him self detonate.
Manager: If this is what Trowa wants, then let him do it.
Catherine: No way, I�m going to take Trowa out of here.
Manager: Ok, if that�s what you want.
**Takes out a gun and shoots Catherine**
Go ahead and do what you wanted to do Trowa. Oh and eh, hehe, wait until I�m away from here.
**Runs to a plane and flies off**
Trowa: Ok, here it goes.
**Gets back in, makes Heavyarms stand up and activates the self detonation device**
**A plane flies over and barrages Heavyarms with Leo suits at the moment of the explosion. When Heavyarms explodes, only Trowa and the Leo�s are taken with it**
Ghost: **Takes of his Manager mask** Good, pilot dead, base sssssafe. On to the last one.
**Puts a cross through Trowa�s name and disappears**
Episode: (The one where the pilots leave for space). OZ airport.
**Quatre is fighting OZ soldiers at an airport to distract them from some empty shuttles (The ones where the other pilots used to be on) that leave for space**
Quatre: And now I�ll self detonate.
**Activates the self detonation device but Sandrock won�t explode**
What�s that Sandrock, you want me to get off? Thank you Sandrock dear friend.
**Opens the door of his cockpit and wants to get out. Suddenly a plane fires a Leo suit from a catapult at Sandrock, causing the cockpit door the close again. A Leo with a big jetpack (Like Lady Une�s Leo in �The Treize assassination�) and a lass gun flies towards it and locks the door with the lass gun**
Ghost: Now, explode Gundam.
Sandrock: No, I won�t explode with Master Quatre inside.
Ghost: Geessssshh, a Gundam with a conscience. Guess I�ll have to do it myself.
**Flies back to the plane and bombs Sandrock with Leo�s filled with heavy explosives. Sandrock explodes**
Well, that was the lasssst one. Mission accomplished. Now let�s get back to HQ.
**Puts a cross through Quatre�s name and disappears**
OZ Headquarters. Luxembourg
Treize: Lady, can I have word with you?
Lady: But of course Sir, what�s the matter?
Treize: About a quarter of our Leo suits are missing; you know anything about this?
Lady Une: Sir, I know nothing about missing Leo suits. But on the bright side, all the Gundam pilots have been taken out by my special agent Ghost. I am also happy to inform you that colonel Zechs has been cleared of all charges at his court martial hearing, that I have personally assassinated Inspector Acht, and that some pitiful rebel group calling itself White Fang has been totally vanquished with no casualties on our side at all.
Treize: Very good, that�s the Lady Une I know so well. Finally, peace has returned to our World Nation.
Narrator: The year After Colony 195. The World Nation lives in peace again and the Gundams are completely out of the game. Well, I hope not actually, cause than I won�t have a job left.
Lady Une: **pointing a gun at the narrator** I heard that!
Narrator: Erm, I mean, Treize Khushrenada and Lady Une live happily together ruling their peaceful and beautiful World Nation.
Lady Une: That�s better.
The End (or to be continued)
Well, and there�s another funfic. Not bad if I do say so myself. Oh my, now I have to think of another way for the Gundam pilots to live again. I can�t leave my loyal readers down. I�ll think of something, don�t worry. Bye now!
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