A Round Tuit

This announcement was found in a church bulletin.

For years our church has needed a supply of round tuits to distribute among the membership. So we're making these available by printing a facsimile of a round tuit with this month's newsletter. The need for this item is obvious when you hear church members make the following statements:
  • "I'll come to Sunday School and church just as soon as I can get around to it."
  • "I believe in tithing. I plan to do it just as soon as I get around to it."
Be sure to clip and save this round tuit so you won't have any reason to say no the next time you are challenged to do something important for your church. Now that every member has his own round tuit, our church should really begin to move forward in the name of Christ.


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