You Gotta Have Faith, But ...
The sheriff's patrol came by the Believer's home and told him
he would have to evacuate due to impending flood conditions.
The man said, "I'm not leaving. God will take care of me."
The water began to rise and the man moved to the second floor.
A man came by in a boat and tried to get the Homeowner in the boat,
and off to safety. "God will take care of me," the man replied.
As the water continued to rise, the man moved to the roof,
whereupon a helicopter dropped a rope ladder to him. Still
the man refused, "God will take care of me!"
Eventually the man was washed away and drowned. Upon arrival
at the pearly gates, he remarked "God, I can't believe you
let me drown. I have spent my entire life living by the gospel,
and this is how I get rewarded?"
God replied, "Well, I sent you a Sheriff, I sent you a boat. ..."