VAN HELSING
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Rated: PG-13- For Nonstop Creature Action-Violence and Frightening Images, and for Sensuality
     �Van Helsing� could�ve worked great as a reinvention of the horror films of the past.  I loved the opening moments with Dr. Frankenstein and Dracula.  I thought it was great how those two quintessential monsters were squeezed into one story.  But after that first scene, I simply didn�t care.
      The rest of the film is basically entirely fake.  Although the computer-generated effects are nothing short of amazing, most of them look like a �Shrek-like� character.  This wouldn�t be a problem, except the film is mostly live action people.  I enjoyed some of what was laid before me.  The werewolves are the best example of some-what good special effects.  Sometimes they do pass for real.
      I have a feeling that this film used much of what the creators of  �The Lord of the Rings� used, except these guys just aren�t nearly as talented. I felt something of a lurid shadow that was cast over the film the whole time.  It did make for a visual spectacle every now and then, but, as I said, I just couldn�t believe very much of it.
      And Stephen Sommers (the director) should know better.  He is the man behind the �Mummy� films.  The first one was good; the second one wasn�t...at all.  One reason I hated the second film so much was because of the sorry excuse for special effects.  They were horrible.  �Van Helsing� is better, but not by much.
      I compare this film to �The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen� that we saw in the summer of last year.  I enjoyed that film (even though many, many other people didn�t).  �LXG� is better than �Van Helsing� in my book.  It was so dumb in some parts, I felt like vomiting.  I guess this is mostly because of an idiotic script (also by Sommers), which has some of the worst dialogue that you�re likely to see this year.
      As a moviegoer, I understand the concept of larger-than-life.  Many of my favorite films have that in there somewhere.  But �Van Helsing� just goes too far.  I tolerated much of the film.
Definitely not the best film that is going to come out this season, and not a very good way to start off the summer movie fest, �Van Helsing� was, well...okay.  And that�s about it.  ** �
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