^^;; this was something we did at reikitantei.net when I got really bored...I'm posting mine because I've grown fond of them.
How Hiei Eats a Peanut Butter Cup...
Hiei: *attempting to poke the center out of the cup*kuso, my fingers slipped...*tries again and fails*....*tries one more time* DAMN IT! HOW DARE YOU MOCK ME, NINGEN FOOD! *pulls out his katana and starts stabbing the poor peanut butter cup*
How Karasu Eats a Peanut Butter Cup...
Karasu: *holding it lovingly*Isn't it beautiful? Almost as lovely as my Fox, were he to be chocolate. I think I love you, Peanut Butter cup...
How Botan Eats a Peanut Butter Cup...
Botan: *on her oar and holding it*Awwww...it's just so kawaaaaaiiiii!! Isn't it adorable, Koenma-sama?
How Kuronue attempts to eat a Peanut Butter Cup...
Kuronue: It won't taste good unless I steal it...*sidles over to Kaeru*hey, Koorime.
How Yusuke eats a Peanut Butter Cup...
Yusuke: Hmmm...eat it...or beat up Kuwabara...eat it...or beat up Kuwabara...
How Suzaku Eats a Peanut Butter Cup...
Suzaku: *injecting the peanut butter cup with poison* Hmm...Kaeru's not here. Oh, well. Oh, Murugu...
How Mukuro and Yomi eat a Peanut Butter Cup...(horribly OOC...chocolate does strange things to people...^^;;)
Mukuro: Ah, yes...the peanut butter cup is mine!
How Puu eats a Peanut Butter Cup...
Puu: *trying to fit the entire thing into his beak* Puuuu...
Once again...how Suzaku TRIES to eat a PBC...
Suzaku: *sticking PBC in the toaster* Come on, Mr. Pookie, don't let me down now!
How Naveed-sama eats a Peanut Butter Cup...(She's an administrator at RKT)
Naveed: *about to pop PBC into her mouth*
How Youko Kurama and Kuronue REALLY met...
Kuronue: At last! I've stolen the King's PBC!
How the members of STB save the PBC...O.O
Fan-girls: Look! It's Kurama! With a PBC! And a little something else...
Hiei: I have a moo cow, a new cow, a true cow named Caroliiiiine!
Jorge:*singing* This is a story...of a man named Hiei! Who was bringing up some very ugly sons! And none of them...looked like their father...the smallest one had a gun!
Yusuke: ...*sweatdrops*
Kurama: You should've seen him with the Three Musketeers bar...
PBC: *forms a sweatdrop*
Karasu: And what I love...I must take away...*blows up the peanut butter cup, then licks his fingers* That almost moved me to tears.
Kuwabara: x.x That moved me to be sick.
Koenma: *eyeing it greedily*Yes...just adorable...
Botan: I can't eat it! I'm going to keep it and name it Alphonse! Let me go make a bed for him! *runs off*
Koenma: *grabs PBC and shoves it in his mouth*
Botan: *returns*Hey...where's Alphonse?
Koenma: Uh...he met...another.
Botan: ...you smell like chocolate and peanut butter...o.o OH MY GOD, YOU ATE HIM!! YOU MONSTER! *starts beating him over the head with her oar*
Koenma: x.x
Botan: *spying a King Size package* Quadruplets! *grabs the package* Genevieve, Franco, Alfred, and Betty!
(ok, so it was more Koenma eating it...x.x)
Kaeru: *blinks*
Kuronue: How about you give me that peanut butter cup?
Kaeru: What happened to yours?
Kuronue: Youko stole it. *pouts* So I'm stealing yours!
Kaeru: No!
Kuronue: Yes! *grabs hers and runs*
Kaeru: *eyes narrow* Drop it!
Kuronue: Never! *about to eat it*
Kaeru: *getting mad* GIMME BACK MY PEANUT BUTTER CUP, YOU IRRITATING BASTARD! *freezes him*
Kuronue: *freezes*
Kaeru: *takes it back and eats it* ^^ arigato, Kuronue-san!
Kuronue: You're welcome...unfreeze me?
Kaeru: No. *skips off*
Youko Kurama: *sweatdrops at Kuronue* Perfect oppurtunity to eat this in front of you. *starts eating Kuronue's candy*
Kuronue: x.x Nooooo...
Kuwabara: Yukina-saaaaan! Want to split my peanut butter cup as a sign of our devotion and love?
Yukina: ...
Yusuke: *shrugs, beats up Kuwabara and eats his peanut butter cup* I'm so glad I can multitask.
Kurama: I'm surprised you know the meaning of that word.
Yusuke: x.x Shut up.
Murugu: *looks at Suzaku*
Suzaku: Would you like my peanut butter cup? I think you deserve it.
Murugu: Really? Well, I mean, of COURSE I do! I've been a loyal friend to you through all this years...and maybe some more.
Hiei: *hides in the closet, taperecording the whole thing to use as blackmail*
Suzaku: *coughs* Um. Yes, a loyal friend...and to prove how much I care for you, here's my peanut butter cup. Please, eat it.
Murugu: *eats the peanut butter cup* Oh, Suzaku, I love you! And now I know you feel-*dies*
Suzaku: Completely the opposite. *walks away* That was a waste of a perfectly good peanut butter cup, though...
Yomi: No! It's mine! *grabs it*
Mukuro: Hands off, you blind goat! It's MINE!
Yomi: I found it first, Cyclops!
Mukuro: Give it! *slaps Yomi*
Yomi: Never! *kicks Mukuro*
Raizen: *calmly tugs the PBC out of Yomi's grip and eats it*
Yomi: o.o
Mukuro: O.O RAIZEN!!!
Raizen: *shrugs* What? If I can't eat ningens, I can at least eat this!
Kaeru: Umm...do you want me to cut that for you?
Puu: *somewhat garbled* Puumgpph...
Kuronue: *spotting them* Hmm...Koorime and freaky penguin bird...easy targets...*saunters over* Hello, there.
Kaeru: *blinks at him* I thought you'd learned by now...
Kuronue: Okay, LOOK, Koorime, that was just a lucky shot!
Kurama: *watching* Umm...she froze you twice...
Sporky: Insulting STB like that! You should know better...
Kuronue: x.x I was DRUNK! *grabs Puu* Gimme the PBC, Bird!!
Puu: RRRROOOOAAAAAWWWWRRRRR!! *opens mouth and closes giant jaws on Kuronue's head*
Kaeru and Sporky: o.o
Kurama: *picks up fallen PBC* Thank you, Puu...
Kaeru:...You're still talking to the toaster?
Suzaku: Uh...no. >.>
Kaeru: Yes, you are...
Suzaku: *rounding on Kaeru* I AM NOT TALKING TO THE TOASTER!!
Kaeru: You called it Mr. Pookie...were you addressing the peanut butter cup?
Suzaku: Why you little-
Kaeru: *points* Your toaster's on fire...
Suzaku: o.o SHIT!! MR. POOKIE!!
Kurama: *extracting charred PBC* heh heh heh...*scurries away* ((okay, that one was just weird...))
Jack Sparrow: *looking at it* Is there rum in there?
Naveed: ...uh...No.
Jack Sparrow: Are you suuuure?
Naveed: Yes.
Jack Sparrow: Can we PUT some rum in there?
Naveed: No.
Jack Sparrow: But it's no good without RUM!
Naveed: Hey, it's MY PBC!
Botan: Hey, Nav, Karasu just killed another fan-girl...she ate his PBC.
Naveed: -.- That was new carpet too...*looks at Jack* Touch that PBC and DIE.*goes off, returns to see Jack injecting rum into the PBC*O.O
Jack Sparrow: *humming* Ruuuuum...
Naveed: *beats him over the head with her mop*
Jack Sparrow: x.x
Naveed: *shrugs and eats PBC*
Kaeru: You know you just knocked out the bishounen you're protecting...
Naveed: It's for a good cause.(SAVE THE BISHOUNEN!)
Youko: *walks up and snatches it* Thank you.
Kuronue: Give that back!
Youko: Why should I?
Kuronue: Because I'm prettier than you!
Youko: *eyes narrow* WHAT did you say?
Kuronue: You can't appreciate my sexiness! The PBC belongs to me! I stole it!
Youko: You...are...NOT prettier than me!
Kuronue: Fine. Rock, Paper, Scissors. If I win, I get the PBC. If you win...
Youko: You become my slave. *they play, Kurama wins*
Kuronue: o.o DAMN!
Youko: *nibbling on PBC* Let's go steal shiny things, slave.
Kurama: o.o
Fan-girls: *jump Kurama*
Monica: *beating up fan-girls* Hey, back off!!
Sporky: O.O This is bad! NOW you've gone too far!! *she and Yuna join the fray...shortly followed by Hinooki, Ashika, Mizu, Neko, Adria, Keiko, Tsuki, Aiko, Chikhiro, Lira, Yuki, and...err..the rest*
Kaeru: *watching the chaos* I don't really understand something...
Naveed: What?
Kaeru: Well...who, exactly, are they trying to save?
Sporky: *triumphantly climbs on top of pile of beaten fan-girls* I saved him!
Keiko: But Kurama's being carried away by more fan-girls...
Sporky: *shrugs* Who cares about Kurama? The PBC is saved!!
Kaeru: That's been...the seventh fan-girl attack on the poor thing...
Monica: *misty-eyed* Save the PBC!
Kurama: Moo moo moo moo.
Hiei: She's an extra-special friend of miiiine!
Kurama: Moo moo moo moo.
Hiei: I like everything about her-*gets hit in the head by Yukina, wielding Botan's oar*
Yukina: x.x That song is too damn annoying!
Kurama: Uh...moo moo moo moo?
Yusuke: *flips off Jorge*
Jorge: Also a story...about a lady! Who actually turned out to be a man! And he was friends...with a chimera...who really needs a tan!
Kuronue: Lay off already, I burn easily!!
Jorge: And one day, this lady-man met this shortie! And they knew it was just more than a hunch! So they decided...to form a support group! And they became the Reikai bunch! (O.O)