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Dear Journal,
It's cold, Its extremely freakin cold outside. If you haven't gone out there yet, don't. Well I had a long night last night. another thing I don't recomend doing is reexamining your life and discussing it with anyone. If you start to feel dissatisfied with life, or thinking too much about your inner struggle or whatever... follow these simple steps:
Step 1: Find an Ice pick Step 2: Rinse it thoroughly with alcohol (hell use whiskey) Step 3: Without poking your eye out give yourself a frontal lobotomy Step 4 : Enjoy the pleasure that is complete emotional oblivion.
~Tiff
(Disclaimer: I am in no way responsible for you giving yourself a lobotomy, Im at leasst half kidding, the steps above are generalized, if you feel you need a lobotomy contact your health care provider, or at least check out discovery health channel) |
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