Folk Lore
I'm sure we can all relate to this one. Of course the Proffesor From Hell doesn't make an actual appearance. I didn't think it was neccessary. I have no idea how the hell I made up the big foot. I've just imagined big foot like that whenever I hear someone mention big foot. I originally wanted the loch ness monster to be watching with tear filled eyes, a fishermen swimming from his boat back to the shore in fear and loathing. Because we all know that Nessie is misunderstood and is really like a giant catfish. And as we also know, catfish are bottom feeders and are about as threatening as a pink bunny that's been nuetered and had it's limbs removed. If you ever manage to get hurt by one of those, give me a call.