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I ain�t talking clothing here. what I�m talking about is something that gives me the creeps every time I encounter it. sends shivers down my spine and evil glints of malice through my eyes. What I�m talking about are people who give hand�shakes� that feel like wet socks.

People are always talking about first impressions. I don�t think they are very important to me. at least I don�t remember any specific instance when I always remembered the first impression long after I got to know the person. It just doesn�t work like that for me.
But there is always an exception to the rule and when I grasp someone�s hand to give it a good shake only to be received with something that feels uncomfortably like warm butter, my first impression is without fail one of pure horror and instand dislike. People with that kind of hand�shakes� better be pretty damn funny and interesting if I am to go near them again.

I believe these people must be very flimsy and quick to run away. Not to mention severely lazy. Sometimes their hands are warm and sweaty and I�m not even going to say what that reminds me of. I think it�s disgusting and people with limp handshakes should have their fucking arms chopped off.


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