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in my few and short bouts of boredom i usually end up sitting in front of the television flipping between channels. i haven't got that many which is why these bouts are short, i usually just give up and go to sleep or something.
anyway, once not long ago i was flipping and came across something called "hollywood raw" which was basically film footage of famous people getting harassed by morons with cameras and camcorders. one of them, a lisping prick, got a rather rough treatment from legendary bad boy tommy lee and i cheered loudly. of course the whole thing ended up in court, the lisping prick not realizing that he was getting only what he deserved.
here is my problem with the paparazzi. famous people are usually known for their talent, or, on rare occasion, their lack thereof. the paparazzi are the leeches who represent the, hopefully, small part of ordinary people who think, in their ordinary- and small-mindedness that they have some right to know everything that famous people do.
famous and talented they may be, these poor folks are just people, like you and me, and i think, no, i KNOW that if i was being harassed by lisping pricks shouting abuse, day in and day out, night in and night out, every time i tried to do something with my friends, go get drunk, have a nice meal in a restaurant or whatever, it wouldn't be long before i was lashing out at these morons myself.
some of the people that were being chased around i don't like very much, for example pamela anderson, who had to stand listening to the paparazzi-nitwits asking her where her baby was, like famous people can't hire babysitters and go out for a good time once in a while. i would like to know what the paparazzi tell their kids about what they do for a living, though i very much doubt that any one of them could so much as keep a woman awake for a whole afternoon, let alone entice them to marry them. which isn't the point. the point is that dispite the fact that i don't like some of these famous people, i would never wish anything so facistic on them as these paparazzi assholes.
as for the paparazzi assholes themselves, these scumbags and septic tanks of human nature, kick them, stab them, punch them, grab them by their happysacks and use them for frisbee practice. kill'em all!


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