lots of people have very nice smiles. and some people are very into nice smiles. i am more interested in what's behind the smile. most folks probably know what steve buscemi's teeth look like, all snaggled and crammed and utterly beautiful. my little sister's got teeth just like him and she's the cutest thing ever.
david bowie's teeth are in the same category as steve's, all snaggled. mind you, it's no use trying to see what they look like now. unless he was wearing false ones over his real ones in the movie i saw the other day, mr. rice's secret. bummer. i recommend the movie "the man who fell to earth" for a completely gorgeous bowie, snaggleteeth and all.
another toothy guy is shane macgowan, but i very much doubt he's got any left now. last time i saw him all his front teeth were gone and the rest of them were probably in no better shape. a forty-year-old with a six-year-old smile. priceless.
john lydon's got funky teeth, like some kind of a rodent. appropriate, si?patricia arquette and afroman have both got rather smooth and dull teeth, if it were not for their gigantic canines. especially afroman. extra large butterflies there. you can imagine what happens when i watch vampire movies...
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