Yo mama's so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up.

Yo mama's so fat her nickname is "DAM".

Yo mama's so fat she eats Wheat Thicks.

Yo mama's so fat we're in her right now.

Yo mama's so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone.

Yo mama's so fat you have to roll over twice to get off her.

Yo mama's so fat she was in the ocean and spain claimed her for the new world.

Yo mama's so fat when you get on top of her your ears pop!

Yo mama's so fat when she has sex, she has to give directions!

Yo mama's so fat she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says "okay!"

Yo mama's so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized

Yo mama's so fat she got to iron her pants on the driveway

Yo mama's so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller

Yo mama's so fat she got to pull down her pants to get into her pockets

Yo mama's so fat when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too

Yo mama's so fat when she sits around the house, she SITS AROUND THE HOUSE!

Yo mama's so fat when she steps on a scale, it read "one at a time, please"

Yo mama's so fat she fell in love and broke it.

Yo mama's so fat when she gets on the scale it says to be continued.

Yo mama's so fat when she gets on the scale it says we don't do livestock.

Yo mama's so fat she's got her own area code!

Yo mama's so fat she looks like she's smuggling a Volkswagon!

Yo mama's so fat God couldn't light Earth till she moved!

Yo mama's so fat whenever she goes to the beach the tide comes in!

Yo mama's so fat her legs is like spoiled milk - white & chunky!

Yo mama's so fat I had to take a train to get on her good side!

Yo mama's so fat she wakes up in sections!

Yo mama's so fat when she goes to an amusement park, people try to ride HER!

Yo mama's so fat she rolled over 4 quarters and it made a dollar!

Yo mama's so fat when she lies on the beach no one else gets sun!

Yo mama's so fat when she bungee jumps she goes straight to hell!

Yo mama's so fat when she jumps up in the air she gets stuck!!!

Yo mama's so fat she's got more Chins than a Hong Kong phone book!

Yo mama's so fat that her senior picture had to be arial view!

Yo mama's so fat she's on both sides of the family!

Yo mama's so fat everytime she walks in high heels, she strikes oil!

Yo mama's so fat that when she hauls ass, she has to make two trips!

Yo mama's so fat even her clothes have stretch marks!

Yo mama's so fat she has a wooden leg with a kickstand!

Yo mama's so fat she broke her leg, and gravy poured out!

Yo mama's so fat she got hit by a parked car!

Yo mama's so fat they have to grease the bath tub to get her out!

Yo mama's so fat she has a run in her blue-jeans!

Yo mama's so fat when she back up she beep.

Yo mama's so fat she has to buy two airline tickets.

Yo mama's so fat when she fell over she rocked herself asleep trying to get up.

Yo mama's so fat she influences the tides.

Yo mama's so fat that when I tried to drive around her I ran out of gas.

Yo mama's so fat the animals at the zoo feed her.

Yo mama's so fat when she dances at a concert the whole band skips.

Yo mama's so fat the Aids quilt wouldn't cover her

Yo mama's so fat she stands in two time zones.

Yo mama's so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through

Yo mama's so fat when she goes to an all you can eat buffet, they have to install speed bumps.

Yo mama's so fat sets off car alarms when she runs.

Yo mama's so fat when she wears a Malcomn X T-shirt, helicopters try to land on her back!

Yo mama's so fat the only pictures you have of her are satellite pictures

Yo mama's so fat she put on some BVD's and by the time they reached her waist they spelled out boulevard.

Yo mama's so fat that when she sits on the beach, Greenpeace shows up and tries to tow her

Yo mama's so fat a picture of her would fall off the wall!

Yo mama's so fat and old that when God said "Let there be Light", he told her to move her fat butt out of the way.

Yo mama's so fat at the zoo, the elephants started throwing her peanuts.