WHY YELLING AT A MAN DOESN'T WORK

What a woman says:

This place is a mess! C'mon!
You and I need to clean up!
Your stuff is lying on the floor and
you'll have no clothes to wear if we
don't do laundry right now!

You think that I’ll do all the work,

You’re so lazy you just sit there

all day as usual.

Men.

What a man hears:

Blah, blah, blah, blah, C'MON
blah, blah, blah, blah, YOU AND I
blah, blah, blah, blah, ON THE FLOOR
blah, blah, blah, blah, NO CLOTHES
blah, blah, blah, blah, RIGHT NOW

Blah, blah, blah, I’LL DO ALL THE WORK

Blah, blah, blah, YOU JUST SIT THERE.