Things todo in an elevator

When people get on, ask for their tickets

When there’s only one other person in the elevator, tap tem on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn’t you.

Ask if you can push the button for other people and then push the wrong one.

Hold the doors open and say your waiting for a friend. After a while, let the doors close and say “Hi mike, how’s the kids?”

Drop your pen wait for some one to go to pick it up and then exclaim “That’s mine”

Push the floor button with your nose

Stand alone, and when the doors open tell every one to wait for the next one because this ones full.

Ride naked

Push the top floor button and announce that you tried to kill yourself yesterday but the other building wasn’t high enough.