Top 62 Worst Pick-Up Lines

62. Why don’t you come in for coffee? Its hot and steamy and I usually have several cups

a night, each in a different room of the house.

61. Hi Just wondering, how loud can you scream? Its just that my neighbors will be

asleep when we get to my place.

60. What winks and screws like a tiger? (Then wink at her/him).

59. Look sweetheart you’re fat and ugly! So why don’t you cut your losses and come

home with me.

58. Do you wanna see the stars? Well you can ride my rocket to the moon.

57. “Do you want a lift home? A ride for a ride!”

56. “Is you dad a baker cos’ you got great buns”

55. “I a Wizard, Wanna see my magic wand”

54. “I may not be Fred Flintstone but I can sure make your bedrock”

53. “Do you want to come in for some coffee”

52. “Get your stuff love, you’ve just pulled”

51. “I have a mini”

50. “Do you want to see something swell?”

49. “Baby, you’re a sex crime waiting to happen.”

48. “You know what would look good on you? Me.”

47. “My names _____. That’s so you know what to scream.”

46. “Gee, 71 didn’t know angels flew so low.”

45. “Are you ok?? ‘Cause that fall from heaven looked like it hurt.”

44. “Are you tired? ‘Cause you’ve been running through my head all day.”

43. “Do you fuck on a first date? No? Well, see you tomorrow then.”

42. “Say, didn’t we go to different schools together?”

41. “Why don’t you come over here, sit on my lap and we’ll talk about the first thing that

pops up?”

40. “Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?”

39. “My face is leaving in 10 minutes. Be on it.”

38. “You don’t sweat much for a fat chick.”

37. “Do you know the difference between having a beer and having sex? No?

Well, let’s go back to my place for a beer.”

36. “Can I borrow a some change? I want to call your mother and thank her.”

35. “Would you be my love buffet? So I could lay you out on the table and take what I

want?”

34. “Let’s go back to my place and do all the things I will tell everyone we did anyway.”

33. “Someone call heaven and tell them one of their angels is loose.”

32. “Would you like to dance or should I go flick myself again?”

31. “I’m not trying to pressure you, I don’t want to have sex without mutual consent; and

by the way, you have my consent.”

30. “Hey babe, how about a pizza and a fuck? Hey! What’s wrong, don’t you like pizza?

29. “Here, let me clean you off a place to sit.” Make a big display of wiping oft’ your

mouth with your hands.

28. “Is it hot in here or is it just you?”

27. Grab her butt and say, “Pardon me, is this seat taken?”

26. “I like every muscle in your body, especially mine.”

25. When she asks for a match: “How about the hair on my head and the hair between

your legs?”

24. “How about you and I go back to my place and get out of these wet clothes?”

23. Call and whistle “Lucky, here boy.” When she asks what you are doing: “I’m trying to

get Lucky.

Want to help?”

22. “Hey baby, what’s your sign? Mine’s ‘Slippery When Wet.”’

21. “I’m new in town. Could you give me the directions to your apartment?”

20. “You look like the type of girl that has heard every line in the book. So what’s one

more?”

19. “Excuse me. Do you want to flick or should I apologize?”

18. “Do you wash your clothes with Windex? Cause I can see myself in your pants.”

17. When she asks, “Excuse me, do you have the time?” You: “Do you have the energy?”

16. “You’ve got the nicest set of teeth that I’ve ever come across.”

15. “I think I’m falling in love with you. Now do you want to fuck?”

14. “The word of the day is legs, so let’s go back to my place and spread the word.”

13. “Excuse me, have I flicked you yet?”

12. “Sex is a killer.. .want to die happy?”

11. “If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together.”

10. “Should I call you in the morning, or nudge you?”

9. “Do you have any Italian in you? No? Would you like some?”

8. “Was your father a thief? ‘Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in

your eyes.

7. “Look at the tag in her shirt and say: “I want to see if you were really made in heaven.”

6. “How do you like your eggs in the morning? Fried, scrambled, or fertilized?”

5. “If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me?”

4. “I forgot your name, can I just call you mine?”

3. “Do you believe in love at first sight, or do I have to walk by you again?”

2. “Fuck me if I’m wrong, but isn’t your name Gretchen?”

1. “Nice shoes... wanna fuck?”