The Bird Empire

It is our theory that Birds will one day take over the world. This is not an idea that we have come to while wandering the streets bored one night but while wandering the streets bored several nights in a row.

The main idea for this theory came while observing the actions of pidgeons – the Bully boys of the bird world and of the birds the main threat to human kind. Have you ever walk up behind on and booted one in the head – they just keep going. No matter what you do to them, these bastards just keep getting up. They are every where invading our town centers, Villages and seasides just waiting to make there move. The Funniest thing of all is that we still feed, breed, and look after the damn things. Who is really in charge us or them?

Parots we look after in our homes. Little knowing that they might be talking to us as we sleep – brain washing our unconscious minds until the time is right when you'll be forced do do there bidding. We feed swans,ducks and geese as they gracefully swim in our beautiful lakes and rivers. Mothers leave there 3 year old children to picnic near them until the child pulls out a peanut butter sandwich, and then they charge and peck the boy, the boy trys, trys so hard to run but they're so big and fast. They peck and peck until he drops his sandwich and falls scared and whimpering tom the floor when.....sorry bad childhood experience.