Death Application Form

Applications must be placed at least 2 months before death. Every application can be voided if stated so within 7 weeks of placing application. After this there is nothing we can do to prevent your death. Please put a tick next to you chosen option. More than one option can be chosen from each category.



Remember this applcation can be for you or a friend.


Name of Victim:

Date of Death:

Time death will begin:


Place of Death:




Home

School / College


Work

While having sex


Public Toilet

Shop


Air Ballon

Suprise Me!




Type of death:

Illness

Accidental


Mysterious

Alcohol poisioning


Killed

Suicide / self inflicted


Killed (execution style)

Suprise Me!



The death will be:

Quick

Embarassing


Slow

Brutal


Painful

Tragic




Extras:

Previous mental breakdown

Buried while still alive


Whiped by 70yr old french hoe

Stoned by angry mob


Coke

Burned at midnight


Garlic Bread

Stake through heart




After Death:

Raped by hairy trucker

Eaten by cannibals that live in the sewers


Used in satanic ritual

Stuffed and given to family


Studied by science people

Stored in Sainsbury's freezer department


Torn apart by wild dogs

Body appears in X-files episode


Eaten by pidgeons

Rise as the new jesus


If buried What do you want put on your tombstone

If your/there not going to be buried but are feeling some how cheated by not having a tomb stone then please state what you want us to graphiti on somebody else’s tombstone:



What Song(s) do you want played at your funeral / wake:



What Do you want to be remembered by:









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