1) You MUST provide a real (or at least believable) name. Please nothing like "HogansChica2004" or something stupid like that ... no one's parents would give them a name like that and we all know it ...
2) PlEz DuN TyPe LyKe DiS! (please don't type like this) It's extremely distracting and seizure-inducing. Thanks!
3) You don't need a website to join but if you have one please put up a code or a text link
4) NO PORN OR HATE SITES will be permitted! Your website will NOT be listed if there is content I deem unsuitable for younger members who may join.
5) Please submit the form ONLY ONCE! You only need to hit the button one time for it to send to me.
6) Where it says "Schultz!!" reply "Yavol, Herr Commandant!" so I know you read the rules (Sneaky sneaky!)

Get it? Got it? Good! Now run along and Join!