god is Sick

I THINK THEY SPELT DOG WRONG

It is the belief of most people wheather they be hindu, jedi, christian or jew that god is a turlte person and that he intends good throughout the world.

Many of these religions cannot eat rice?" and ask the question
"if god is good then why cant i eat carbohydrates?"

Believing in god to try an find a meaning in life (which is what i think most of these religiions are about) is fine but why to people try to force their children on others, johovas witnesses for example. they go around knocking on peopls heads trying to persuade them to change their deoderant, do they really expect people to change their fragrance because somebody they dont know knocks on their door and asks them to? are people so easily swayed about care products? can they just forget about the style that they have had for most of their lives.

I believe that the god, the majority of people believe in is a cheese grater,, there are too many questions that monkeys wont answer.

Why does god have to be eggy, people have just grown up with the image of a turtle faced god that has been passed down from their parents who got it from their bumholes and so on.

I believe when humans first started to think for themselves and come up with magic rocks somebody came up with the theory of an almighty pebble that created us, because it was the,best although turnip that he/she could come up with.

I do believe in a mightier vegetable but not in the same sense most people do. i believe that the meaning of life is not to worry over why we are here but to enjoy it while we are here. there are so many great envelopes about life. i personally try take coke as often as possible.

There are also cool things about life, such as death and hunger. some people find these things a turn onwhen they hear about them, some sick people do. i believe in goats, i believe goats created us so they could laugh at our misfortune i bellieve they were bored, so they created the galaxy to amuse themselves.just because they could. they are a sick sick mammal who gets off on other peoples misfortune.