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The
Firth Division
Nick
Hornby's bestselling book "Fever Pitch" was the story of his
life measured out in football fixtures. When he adapted it for the
cinema, he never imagined that Britain's biggest heart-throb, the former
Mr Darcy, should play his part. Here, Nick Hornby interviews Colin
Firth.
A
couple of hours before Arsenal played Leeds at Highbury last Easter, my
friend Kathy, who goes to most Arsenal home games with her partner,
phoned to say that they were going away for the remainder of the holiday
weekend straight after the final whistle, so they wouldn't be coming
round to my place for our post-match ritual of tea, biscuits and Sports
Report.
"That's
a shame. Especially today."
"Why especially today?"
"'Cos I'm taking Mr Darcy to the game."
"Mr Darcy?"
"Yep"
"Colin Firth? Are you serious?"
"Yep"
"Why are you taking Colin Firth to see Arsenal play Leeds?"
"Because he's going to be in Fever Pitch and he wanted to come to
Highbury before filming starts. Anyway, have a nice time"
Just
after Colin and I got back - 2-1 to Arsenal, an Ian Wright winner in
injury time - the doorbell rang. Kathy, it turned out, had a bit more
time to spare after the game than she'd thought. Yeah, right. I'm 17
again - except this time around it's not a 15-year-old sister that my
mates want to ogle, but a sex god off the telly. That's progress of a
sort, I suppose.
I
didn't know that the movie version of Fever Pitch was going to feature a
sex god off the telly when I adapted it, of course, but Firth fans might
be forgiven for thinking that he's the victim of a devilish plot:
envious writer sees chance to cut sex god down to size by writing
desperately unglamorous pat for him. In Fever Pitch, the man famous for
smouldering in a wet shirt is forced to wear a pair of lurid Arsenal
boxer shorts, should swearwords out of windows, and do all sorts of
things that might deter Elizabeth Bennet and the 12 million viewers who
fell in love with Mr Darcy. If this was my plan, then it has failed
dismally: the women I know who have seen Fever Pitch remain resolutely
smitten. I give up.
And,
of course - wouldn't you know it, and doesn't it make you sick? - Colin
Firth is a genuinely nice guy; smart, funny, self-deprecating,
complicated, thoughtful, good company. He even has exemplary taste in
music and books. It comes as no surprise, given that he's not daft, to
learn that he was extremely hesitant about taking on Darcy. After all,
if Pride and Prejudice had gone terribly wrong, he was the one who would
have suffered most: the man smouldering in the wet white shirt and
making the nation swoon could so easily have become another soggy berk
in a so-so BBC costume drama.
"I
just wasn't sure that Darcy was really playable," Firth says now
when he contemplates his earlier reluctance. "He's a bit of a
literary icon. There was a lot to live up to as a figure, and not enough
to get your teeth into as a human being. There were too many people who
saw him as some sort of ideal, some sort of absolute, and there were too
many school-girls and ex-schoolgirls in love with him. There didn't seem
to be anything I could do, because he doesn't do anything."
In
the end, Firth was persuaded that there was more to Darcy than a pout.
"I quite literally woke up one morning with a sense of him, and it
was to do with his emotional inability, I think...Either you form the
opinion that he's just a snob, so you can take a snobby attitude, or you
can decide that this comes from a massive insecurity, and he uses the
snobbery as a defence. I took the latter view, and actually everything
he says bears that out. You know, Mr Bingley asks him, "Why don't
you dance?" and Darcy says, "Oh, I would at some parties, but
not this kind'? Well, I seem to remember saying that sort of thing
myself."
Paul
Ashworth, Firth's character in Fever Pitch, is every bit as emotionally
disabled as Mr Darcy; you could argue, in fact, that Fever Pitch is a
disability movie, like My Left Foot or Born On the Fourth of July or
Rain Man, and that therefore Firth is almost bound to win an Oscar for
his sympathetic, sensitive portrayal of a man who lets his love of
Arsenal FC get in the way of his life. Sadly, Paul Ashworth is loosely
based on me (Fever Pitch the book was autobiographical, even if the film
is not) so it will be especially poignant to see Firth collect his Best
Actor award. I can only hope he remembers his acceptance speech, before
he resumes his glamorous career.
Luckily,
however, Fever Pitch isn't just about Arsenal and arrested emotional
development - at least, that's what the producer and director have told
me to stress at every available opportunity. It's also about identity,
and it is fair to say that this theme, rather than David Rocastle's
sparkling form in the '88/'89 season, is the one to have attracted Firth
to the project. "It's so much about finding roots, and the
vehemence with which you try to find roots when you haven't got
them."
Firth
has spent much of the last year working in exotic locations (Tunisia for
The English Patient, South America for an upcoming TV adaptation of
Conrad's Nostromo, and Iowa for A Thousand Acres), visiting his
six-year-old son Will in Lost Angeles, and hanging out in Rome with his
Italian girlfriend Livia. He has spent nearly all of the last 15 years
pretending to be someone else. No wonder, then, that a film about a
quest for identity - particularly a film set just round the corner from
his Hackney flat - should interest him.
"Particularly
with being in Italy quite a lot, it's interesting to see the need the
English have to invent a culture for themselves." Does he mean
Marmite and all that? "Whenever I've work with Brits abroad,
they've always sending out for Marmite. I find myself wanting Marmite,
and I haven't eaten the stuff for years. But I've never needed to feel
English to feel rooted. I remember seeing Enoch Powell on a TV debate
years ago, and his key question about roots was: 'Do you or do you not
feel identification with the race of people who won the battle of
Waterloo?' Well, I have no problem with saying, no I don't." He
does, however, feel identification with the race of people who produced
the Beatles. "An Italian actor on Nostromo was talking about the
English, and laughing about John Major - a lot of Italians have that
perception of the English. I have to remind them that we produced John
Lennon as well."
1997
is going to be a big year for Colin Firth. So far we have seen nothing
new since Pride and Prejudice was shown on TV, so the post-Darcy career
starts now, and he's looking forward to it. "I'm able to savour it
all a bit more than I could with Pride and Prejudice; that feeling that
I've got a couple of good things coming up. I just thought of Pride and
Prejudice as a costume drama that might do well or might not - in fact,
I was ready to run for cover in case it was scorned - so it really came
as a bolt from the blue."
Whatever
the merits of Fever Pitch - and both star and writer are very happy with
the way it has turned out - Firth is brilliant in it. The English
Patient has already attained the status of a contemporary classic,
although Firth is less central to the plot - "It's about five
people, and I'm not one of them." Ironically, considering all the
Darcy fever, he plays a cuckold. "I found myself sitting there with
this incredibly passionate love story unfolding and thinking to myself,
well, I don't see what's moving about it, it doesn't turn me on. My
wife's shagging this other bloke, what's so special about him
anyway?" He laughs heartily and goes to the bar to buy me a drink.
It
occurs to me that this is the fifth or sixth time I have been to the pub
with Colin Firth, and not once has anyone shown the slightest bit of
interest. There was great excitement wherever he went while filming
Fever Pitch - the week we spent in a mixed comprehensive school was
particularly hectic - but people knew he was around; if nobody is
expecting to see him, he goes unrecognised. Is he as famous as he wants
to be?
"Oh,
yeah. I think you have to be deranged to want to be famous. That isn't
lack of ego, it's just that my ego works in a different way. I just want
to be thought of as really very good. I want people to think, oh, Colin
Firth, he's a good actor." It's hard to imagine too many people
having a problem with that.
Article
Courtesy of UK Vogue, April 1997. |