| Coleslaw's Favorite Quotes! |
| RANDOM QUOTES: |
| ~ God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time. - Robin Williams ~Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but people don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is? ~ I can only please one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow doesn't look good either. ~The old believe everything. The middle aged suspect everything. The young know everything. - Fortune Cookie ~A good laugh and a long sleep are the best cures in the doctor's book. - Irish Proverb ~A heart is not a playing thing, a heart is not a toy, but if you want it broken, just give it to a boy. ~Friends are like angels who lift us to our feet when we have trouble remembering how to fly. ~I ran up the door and closed the stairs, said my pyjamas and put on my prayers, turned off the bed and hopped into the light, all because he kissed me goodnight. ~You mad, you murderous bitch! - The Crucible |
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| ~ Everybody hurts sometimes. - R.E.M. ~ Celebrate we will, because life is short but sweet for certain. - DMB ~ Sing and dance I'll play for you tonight, the thrill of it all. Dark clouds may hang on me sometimes. but I'll work it out. - DMB ~ I will reat you sweetly, adore you, I mean, you crush me. And it's times like these that my faith i feel, and I know how I love you. - DMB ~ And here I will spread my wings. Yes, I will call this home. - DMB ~ Here comes the sun, here comes the sun, and I say, "It's alright". - The Beatles ~ I get by with a little help from my friends. - The Beatles ~ Maybe I'm amazed at the way you love me all the time. And maybe I'm afraid of the way I love you. - Paul McCartney ~ You may say I'm a dreamer, but I'm not the only one. I hope someday you'll join us, and the world will live as one. - John Lennon ~I never dreamed home would end up where I don't belong. I'm moving on. - Rascal Flatts |
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| ~ Life sucks no matter what, so don't be fooled by location changes. - Daria ~ Sometimes you reach out to someone and all you get back is a slap in the face. - Daria ~ That's not a party, that's a butthead convention. - Wayne from The Wonder Years ~ I mean, I'm hungry, but not for. . . for penis. - Raquel from Road Rules ~ Life moves pretty quick. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you might miss it. - Ferris Bueller |
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| ~ PitchforkJesus: I'd go down on putang because that's what astronauts drink. Wait, they drink TANG. Putang doesn't taste like intergalactic space juice and I don't think it has as much vitamin C. ~ CircusFreak: Taking a bath is like washing your face with your ass. ~ CircusFreak: She (Britney Spears) dresses like she's homeless. Actually, I've seen homeless people with more style. ~ Katie: I learned that having a bad day isn't all that bad. Of course, Mr. Rogers' bad day was like he dropped his shoe and spilled his paint. They weren't bad days where your lab report gets deleted twice. ~Spookie: What's wrong with classical music?? It's porno music!! ~Mr. Wilson on where Kristin (I) should work: You should work at the fat boy store. I mean, Big and Fat or whatever that place is called. The place where I shop. I figure if a pretty, skinny girl told a fat man he looked good in a pair of pants he would buy them. |
| FRIEND'S QUOTES |
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| Mia12: I was always afraid of putting something in another language tattooed on my body. With my kind of luck it would say "Fuck me in the ass" instead of "Love". |