| Coldheart's Ligher Side |
| 4 Presidents went to the Wizard of Oz to ask for help.... When they got there they each approched the all powerful wizard... Jimmy Carter was first to come up.... "Mr Oz" Carter asked "I was told I need courage, can you give me some"? "Done"... said the wizard. Ronald Reagan was next up.... "Wizard, can I have a brain" the ex-president asked... "Done"... Oz replied. George W then approached..... "I would like a heart, Mr Wizard, can you help me out"? "Done"... the wizard boomed.... Next up was Bill Clinton... Clinton looked around sheepishly... hemming and hawing... "WELL" Cried the Wizard "Um.. well" Clinton gasped... looking frantically around the room.... "SPEAK UP"... "WHAT IS IT YOU WANT".... Screamed the Wizard... "Where's Dorothy?" asked Bill.... |