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| Illogical Conclusion's Biography |
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| Origins |
| Early Years |
| Hobbys |
| Professional Life |
| Conclusion was born in Europe. His father was a Nuclear scientist, and his mother was a brain surgeon. |
| Due to extraordinary intelligence, Conclusion started grade school only 3 months past his third birthday. He graduated grade school at 7, and high school at age 12. He moved to the states to attend an undisclosed Ivy league university, where he studied philosophy and abstract mathematics on full academic scholarship. He graduated in three years with honors, at which time at the tender age of 15 he moved back to europe to indulge in a 2 year backpacking adventure. After a 3 year stint with the French Foreign Legion he married a princess from a small African nation which he met during a visit to the royal palace. |
| Conclusion runs a P.R. consulting business out of his mansion in Virgina Beach. His clients include over 20% of all fortune 500 companies, many polical leaders from both parties, several Rock and Roll bands, and countless hollywood celebrities. His lovely bride keeps her royal duties up over the internet when in the states. Kind of 21st century approach to monarchial rule. |
| Conclusion enjoys solving complex numerical analyis in his head, memorizing complete Shakespearean plays, and composing and recording elaborate symphonies playing all the parts himself. |
| Political Views |
| Conclusion views both political parties as too concerned with keeping power, and not concerned with the well-being of the country. He see's the Libertarian, and Green parties to be useless parties dominated by extremists. He believes the best form of government would be a single appointed leader based on qualifications, who would not have to worry about re-election, only the welfare of his subjects. He believes he would be the best fit for this role. |
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