Coldheartedtruth

Billaryclinton was either hatched at a secret laboratory run my mad scientists, or born in Baltimore, Md, to lower middle class parents (aka-working class stiffs). Noone really knows for sure.

If you have seen the movie "Soldier" starry Kurt Russell, you know what Billary's childhood was like. O.K. back to reality. He was just like every other boy--playing with Tonka trucks, riding his bike, conquering the world with those little green army men, collecting the normal things boy's collect such as baseball cards, fireflies and frogs. Billary's parents divorced when he was 4. When he was 10, his mom dragged him to West Virginia, where they took up residence in some little hole in the ground. To this day....Billary still holds a grudge against her for this.

After failing miserably at college, Billaryclinton fell back on plan B and joined the United States Navy. He served his country honorabley for twelve years on active duty and continues to serve in the Navy Reserves. Billary was trained as an aviation electronics technician, repairing and rebuilding aircraft-mounted search radars, weapon-delivery radars, radio communications systems, identification systems and navigation systems.... Then 'after' lunch....
they trained him on some other stuff....

He currently works as a civilian contractor for the U.S. Navy, designing and building new radar test stations in Virginia Beach, VA and keeping them abreast of what is going on at the Yahoo Posting boards. He has a second career as a real estate investor with his brother. They buy ren-down properties cheap, invest much time and money into upgrading them, then sell them for an obscene profit or rent them out to poor people for exorbinate prices.

Billaryclinton's parents wanted to send him to a Catholic school, but thankfully, they could not afford that, so off the government indoctrination he went. He was a straight A student until High School, but still managed to graduate 5th in his class. Billary recieved an academic scholarship to West Virginia University where he intended to study physics. Shortly after arriving he changed his major to alchohol, citing being 17, away from home, a fraternity member, yada yada yada.....as the reason for switching to this common college major. As Billary himself once said in an interview with Barbara Walters ... "How could he not get into trouble there"?

Billaryclinton met his wife just over 8 years ago at a Virginia Cavaliers football game. Their 6th wedding anniversary is coming up on Valentines day. Billary logically chose this date so as to never forget an anniverary. Billary has no kids at this time, because they cannot afford them right now... However they are hoping to start a family in the near future. Right now the household consists of themselves along with two dogs (cujo and Max), two parakeets (Morpheus and Neo) and a whole bunch of ugly fish.... (although Billary couldn't tell you the kind of fish they are if you had a gun to his head)

Billaryclinton has never run for elected office. However, his wife insists he run for a city council position the next time the elections come around, or stop bitching about politicians. She has been quoted as saying "Time to put up or shut up". And Oh yeah... BillaryClinton is the vice-president of the "I Hate Democrats" Party...

Billaryclinton enjoys home improvement, classic car restoration (currently working on a 1978 Trans Am Gold Bird), fantasy baseball and football, denigrating fastcars for all of her intellectual shortcomings (a time consuming task to say the least), and fooling around with his Wife.