Current Gigs
| 2007 | |
| Completed initial analysis of GIRTH McDÜRCHSTEIN'S 'THE HEDGE" | Will continue by expanding it as book-length analysis to be published by Handsome House of Hokkaido, Japan |
| 2006 | |
| INTELLECTUAL PROPERTIES WORLDWIDE PRODUCTIONS fires me from C.H.U.D. | Creative differences have forced IPW to pursue another writer for draft 24 |
| Attempts to contact RED HOUSE PRODUCTIONS receive no response | Will continue trying |
| Production of THE LIFTED VEIL temporarily canceled while GUNTHER PRODUCTIONS secures financing | Initial funding source fell through when money laundering scheme uncovered |
| PERESTROIKA ENTERTAINMENT fires me from GHOST TOWN | Has commissioned Ehren Kruger to continue rewrites |
| Received interest from RED HOUSE PRODUCTIONS on my original screenplay VALENTINA'S DAY | Will submit draft to them for consideration |
| GUNTHER PRODUCTIONS will produce THE LIFTED VEIL for the screen | "Screenplay by Colby Witherspoon!!!" |
| GUNTHER PRODUCTIONS commissions me to adapt THE LIFTED VEIL | Must have first draft completed in 10 days |
| ADELSTEIN-PAROUSE decides not to continue relationship with me | "LÄDENMEISTER is borderline pornographic in its depictions of sex and violence." -- Dawn Parouse |
| GUNTHER PRODUCTIONS expresses interest in an adaptation of THE LIFTED VEIL | Lobbying hard for the position |
| Submitted my draft of C.H.U.D. to INTELLECTUAL PROPERTIES WORLDWIDE PRODUCTIONS | Will await feedback |
| Hired as Executive Assistant to the founder/CEO of GUNTHER PRODUCTIONS in HOLLYWOOD, USA | First Hollywood job! |
| Turned in completed second-draft rewrite of original screenplay GHOST TOWN for notes at PERESTROIKA ENTERTAINMENT | Will examine other areas of career while awaiting eight-week turnaround to read rewrite |
| Received interest from ADELSTEIN-PAROUSE on any original material I have | Sent them draft of LÄDENMEISTER |
| 2005 | |
| Found Charlie Reaver at a party in a room at the Saharan | Demanded $2000 returned, awoke in a Dumpster behind the motel |
| Received notes from PERESTROIKA ENTERTAINMENT on GHOST TOWN | Will proceed with second draft |
| Took meeting with INTELLECTUAL PROPERTIES WORLDWIDE PRODUCTIONS | Pitched my take on C.H.U.D. remake |
| PERESTROIKA ENTERTAINMENT buys GHOST TOWN | Sold for $2000 |
| Stood in line at Ralph's behind someone from PERESTROIKA ENTERTAINMENT | Convinced them to look at my original screenplay GHOST TOWN |
| Haven't heard from REAVER'S ANGELS INC. in months | Not sure what Charlie is doing with my $2000 |
| Met talent agent/acting coach Charlie Reaver of REAVER'S ANGELS INC. | Will get me work as an extra if I give him $2000 down |
| Arrive in HOLLYWOOD, USA | Staying at the famous SAHARAN MOTOR HOTEL on SUNSET BOULEVARD |
| Told management at MAGNOLIA HALL COFFEE HOUSE to shove it | Moving to HOLLYWOOD, USA |
| Hired at MAGNOLIA HALL COFFEE HOUSE in Marshall, Texas | Also far, but I still need a little money and I've learned my lesson |
| Fired from BLUE MOON JAVA | For consistent tardiness |
| Hired at BLUE MOON JAVA in Minden | After two months without work; pretty far but I need the money |
| Quit STARBUCKS COFFEE COMPANY | Unfair treatment of employees created a hostile work environment |
| Hired at STARBUCKS COFFEE COMPANY | Needed job fast |
| Was fired from PJ'S COFFEE | Falsely accused of stealing tips |
| Transferred to different branch of PJ'S COFFEE | Will hopefully only need to keep this job through the summer in order to get enough to move to HOLLYWOOD, USA |
| Graduated from LOUISIANA STATE UNIVERSITY with a BACHELOR OF ARTS in ENGLISH | Next stop: HOLLYWOOD, USA |
| Finally got hired at PJ'S COFFEE | Will hopefully continue with this through semester's end |
| Got fired from ROYAL CUP COFFEE INC. | Need money to take me through to graduation in the spring |
Last revised: January 29, 2007
