| "Absence is to love what wind is to fire. It extinguishes the small, it enkindles the great". Comte DeBussy-Rabutin "Youth ages, immaturity is outgrown, ignorance can be educated, and drunkenness sobered, but stupid lasts forever."- Aristophanes "Grades are no measure of intellect" me to the best of my knowledge "no Christ, no peace. Know Christ, Know peace" "Ever notice that the number of people watching is directly proportional to the stupidity of your actions?" --Charlie Brown "May the best of your past be the worst of your future." "The one thing I hate most about me is the one thing you want to make your trademark, To feel lust without cute boring love" Blindside "If there was a cure for lazy I would rule the world" "You only live once, but if you work it right once is enough" "There are two ways to live your life. One as if nothing is a miracle, the other as though everything is a miracle" "Darkness is not the opposite of light, it is the absense of it" "Because his tomb was empty, Christ can fill our hearts" -Brady " Life is a journey. Make sure you know where you'll be when it's over." -Audrey "The greatest injustice ever commited is that by science which credits the intricate miracle of life to chance" -Audrey "It is very difficult to live among people you love and hold back from offering them advice." Anne Tyler (1941 - ), Celestial Navigation, 1974 "People who ask our advice almost never take it. Yet we should never refuse to give it, upon request, for it often helps us to see our own way more clearly." Brendan Francis "Now that I am a Christian I do not have moods in which the whole thing looks very improbable: but when I was an atheist I had moods in which Christianity looked terribly probable." C.S. Lewis "I have never seen Atheism dry the tears of a widowed bride. I have never seen Atheism comfort the single mother. I have never seen Atheism calm the spirit of a distressed father. And I have never seen Atheism offer hope to the hopeless, forgiveness to the sinner, and grace and mercy to all who ask it. Athieism indeed denies humans of the one thing our souls so long for; an answer. I have found the answer! The One and Only Answer." -Logan Adams "Critics who treat adult as a term of approval, instead of as a merely descriptive term, cannot be adult themselves." -C.S. Lewis "Looking for God--or Heaven--by exploring space is like reading or seeing all Shakespeare's plays in the hope that you will find Shakespeare as one of the characters..." -C.S. Lewis "We may ignore, but we can nowhere evade, the presence of God." -C.S. Lewis "A man can no more diminish the glory of God by refusing to worship him than a lunatic can put out the sun by scribbling the word 'darkness' on the walls of his cell" -C.S. Lewis |
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| "Women were made to please the eye and to trouble the mind" "Sticks and stones may break my bones but when the casts come off, man you better watch your back" Dogbert: "When life gives you lemons, make lemonade." Dilbert: "I'm allergic to citrus." Dogbert: "When life gives you lemons, swell up and die." --from Dilbert by Scott Adams "Some day my ship will come in and I'll be waiting at the bus stop." --Woodstock "You may have to get up early to get the worm, but you can get pizza until midnight!" --Snoopy Calvin: "What grade did you get?" Susie: "I got an 'A'." Calvin: "Really? Boy, I'd hate to be you. I got a 'C'." Susie: "Why on earth would you rather get a 'C' than an 'A'?" Calvin: "I find my life is a lot easier the lower I keep everyone's expectations." Calvin: "Look at all these ants. They're running like mad, working tirelessly all day, never stopping, never resting. And for what? To build a tiny little hill of sand that could be wiped out at any moment! All their work could be for nothing, and yet they keep on building. They never give up!" Hobbes: "I suppose there's a lesson in that." Calvin: "Yeah...ants are morons. Let's see what's on TV." Calvin: "I don't want to go to school. I don't want to know anything new. I already know more than I want to! I liked things better when I didn't understand them! The fact is, I'm being educated against my will! My rights are being trampled!" Hobbes: "Is it a right to remain ignorant?" Calvin: "I don't know, but I refuse to find out!" Hobbes: "Do you have an idea for your story yet?" Calvin: "No, I'm waiting for inspiration. You can't just turn on creativity like a faucet. You have to be in the right mood." Hobbes: "What mood is that?" Calvin: "Last-minute panic." Calvin: "Mom, can I have some money to buy a Satan-worshiping, suicide-advocating heavy metal album?" Mom: "Calvin, the fact that these bands haven't killed themselves in ritual self-sacrifice shows that they're just in it for the money like everyone else. It's all for effect. If you want to shock and provoke, be sincere about it." Calvin: "Mainstream commercial nihilism can't be trusted?!" Mom: "'Fraid not, kiddo." Calvin: "Childhood is so disillusioning." Calvin: "I wish my shirt had a logo or a product on it. A good shirt turns the wearer into a walking corporate billboard! It says to the world, 'My indentity is so wrapped up in what I buy that I paid the company to advertise its products!" Hobbes: "You'd admit that?" Calvin: "Oh sure. Endorsing products is the American way to express individuality." "My life is full of bloopers"- Stephanie |
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