Equipped with the latest in microwave based mind-control technology, our Condor Blimp travels across the country, ostensibly as an advertising vehicle. The lighted screen on the side which carries the advertising message also acts as the microwave emitter for our elf transmitters which use the microwaves as a carrier.
With this vehicle, we can control the minds of entire towns from one location over them while at the same time bringing in revenue for our projects from the advertising we are selling. |
