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| Talking During Sex Why doesn't a blonde talk during sex? Because her mother told her never to talk to strangers. |
| NUDE AT THE CASINO |
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| Two bored casino dealers were waiting at a craps table. A very attractive blonde lady arrived and bet twenty thousand dollars on a single roll of the dice. She said, " I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm nude." With that she stripped from her neck down, rolled the dice and yelled, "Mama needs new clothes!" |
| Then she hollered..."YES! YES! I WON! I WON!" She jumped up and down and hugged each of the dealers. With that she picked up all the money and clothes and quickly departed. The dealers just stared at each other dumbfounded. Finally, one of them asked, "What did she roll?" The other answered, "I thought YOU were watching!" Moral of the story: Not all blondes are dumb. |
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| Disneyland Left Two blondes were going to Disneyland when they came to a fork in the road. The sign read: "Disneyland Left." So they went home. |
| CATCHING TRICE |
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| Two guys were fishing down by the Ohio River on different sides of the riverbank at night. Guy number one was catching a whole bunch of fish for his family, but guy number two hadn't caught any and was frustrated and called out to guy number one "How come you've been catching all them there fish and I ain't caught a single one?" Guy number one replied, " I don�t know.... why don�t ya come on over here?" "I don�t know.... I don�t see a bridge, and their aint no boat, and I don�t |
| swim to well" Guy number one picks up his flashlight, turns it on, and replies, " Why don�t you walk across this here beam off light?" Guy number two was outraged and replied "do you think am stupid? When I get half way you'll turn it off!!!" |
| Deer Tracks Three blondes were taking a walk in the country when they came upon a line of tracks. The first blonde said, "Those must be deer tracks!" The second blonde said, "No, stupid, anyone can tell those are rabbit tracks!" The third blondie said, "No, you idiots, those are horse tracks!" They where still arguing ten minutes later when a train hit them. |
| Bruised Belly-Buttons Question: Why do blonde girls have bruised belly-buttons? Answer: Because they have blonde boyfriends! |