Sewage Girl
There once was a girl named Tami
She came from a town that was clamy
She met a cute guy
Flirted then said Bye
And burried him under a manwhole
Bando Comando
Bremerton once had a band,
They were so good but hated the man,
So they kicked him away,
hoped he wouldn't stay,
and now they haven't one fan.