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DAN & HIS COKE STAINED SNOUT
MARIWANNA JAM?
SCIMITAR
THE NECTAR SO SWEET
RANDOM CUTTINGS (Clogged Drain Pipe Version)
MAGNUM OPUS
  
STAHLEMENT 1: My Mind Ferments
    S2: Shark in a Guy Suit
  
S3: Face of My Comrade
    S4: Dia de los Muertos
    S5: Spaniards... Falling from the Sky
PAPILLOMA POLKA
WHAT'S GOIN' ON THIS SIDE (rite)
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TEN BEERS
BURTISMS
I BEEN THINKIN' 'BOUT THEM SAUSAGES
- Maggy saw Me Smokin' (March 2007)
- #3
- Maggy saw Me Smokin' (March 2007)
- #4
- Maggy saw Me Smokin' (March 2007)
- #5
- Maggy saw Me Smokin' (March 2007)
- #6
- Maggy saw Me Smokin' (March 2007)
- #7
- Maggy saw Me Smokin' (March 2007)
- #8
- Maggy saw Me Smokin' (March 2007)
- #9
- Maggy saw Me Smokin' (March 2007)
- #10
- Maggy saw Me Smokin' (March 2007)
- #12
- Maggy saw Me Smokin' (March 2007)
- #13
- Maggy saw Me Smokin' (March 2007)
- #14
- Maggy saw Me Smokin' (March 2007)
- #15
The basic tracks on this song (and Nectar) were recorded live at Mt. Olympus with some guitar overdubs. This song was completely improvised.
The basic melodies on this song were written shortly before the recording. This song  has become a regular in our shows.
This tune along with Burtisms and Sausages were recorded live with Burt on drums with guitar overdubs.
The song is about laying back and forgetting about poots
I'm not sure if Dan actually uses Cocaine but I do know he's one of the many humans that makes life for Burt difficult on a daily basis. That's pretty much the jist of this one.
A social conversation about assorted things, with an emphasis on the theme of alcohol and marijanna with a subtle and aberrant musical carry along.
This is what "Random Cuttings" sounds like when stuck in a Clogged Drain Pipe.
A song about a certain, how you say, trip of sorts. Each "Stahlement" is a different progression of said trip, from the beginning, to the peak, to the fall, and to the end. Each part has a meaning, should you choose to believe it, that's up to you. Make it be about you, and any sort of trip you may have had, and that's what it's about. We usually play the Stahlements as individual songs live, but it's possible to play the entire thing at once...
A young man of European extraction engages in sexual relations with a female of questionable morals (and of HPV) and becomes ill and asks God for a new penis. He soon accepts his fate and marries his HPV honey.
People chatter to each other about current events and their favorite pass times and deny that they ever did them. Meanwhile the drums and bass guitar contradict each other in a polyrhythm of sorts.
Instrumental chock full o' off-kilter beats, strange effects on the 6-string bass, reversed guitar layering, and it's in the comfort of your middle class American home.
Burtisms bert-isms: idioms and phrases commonly said by Burt.
No, not man sausage you immature schlock! The sausages from McBreakfast you dummy!
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