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| Site Jokes |
| 1:A crime was comitted in Lincoln City`s Sincil Bank ground, and the entire content of the trophy cabinet was stolen. Police are looking for red and white carpet and an instruction booklet on an IKEA half price cabinet. 2:Q:What do you call a Scunthorpe man in a big house A:A robber 3:Terry Yorath was caught driving at 100mph by Sheffield Police.When asked why he answered"I will do anything for 3 points" 4:A man walks into the Lincoln City turnstile and puts �5 on the counter and says"two please mate"the steward turns and shouts to his mate"WE GOT AN OTHER GUY INTRESTED IN BUYING OUR STRIKERS" 5:"Have you heard Grimsby post office has just had to recall its special Alan Buckley stamps" "Oh why is that"....."people did not know which side to spit on" 6:Q:How many Hull City fans does it take to fit a light bulb? A: Both of them. 7:A friend realises his best mate`s car is totally written off, its is covered with leaves,branches and blood. he asks" What happened to your car" "Well "the mate replies"I just ran over Adam Buckley" "Well that explains the blood....but what about the leaves and the branches?" "Oh, he tryed escaping through the park" 8:Q:What do you do if you see Adam Buckley bleeding? A:Stop laughing and reload! 9:Q:When you see a Scunthorpe fan on a bike, why should you swerve into him? A:Becuase it`s probably your bike 10: A little boy from Grimsby had gone on holiday to Rome hoping to see The Pope. AA couple of days later The Pope is set to drive around Rome in his popemobile. The boy was upset that The Pope would not pick him out in the crowd, so the boys mum makes him put on his Grimsby Town shirt so the pope will recognize him. As they are in the crowd ,the popemobile drives straight past the little boy and his mum. The popemobile stops further on down the street to talk to a little boy in a Lincoln City shirt. The Grimsby boy starts to cry, so his mum buys him a Lincoln City shirt and returns the next day. Luckily enough the popemobile stops and The Pope gets out after recognizing the boy in the Lincoln shirt. The Pope bends down and says to the boy" I thought I told you crappy scum to piss off yesterday" 11:Police were called to Blundell Park as a man has climbed on top of the John Smiths stand. When interviewed by Police and asked what he was doing he said he was going to kill himself because Lincoln City had been having a crap season. the officer said"Don`t you think you ought to kill yourself at Sincil Bank,sir" "Your kidding have you seen the queue over there" replied the man. 12:Q:What is the difference between Barnsley and a lift? A:A lift does not take 9 months to go down 13:Q:What is the difference between Scunthorpe United and pampers? A:Piss up the front,crap at the back 14:Q:What is the difference between Hull City and a cocktail stick? A:A cocktail stick has 2 points ,while Hull don`t have any |